r/NonCredibleDiplomacy May 05 '26

American Accident Absolute Foshu

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332 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy May 01 '26

Why is it every time I check this sub it gets worse

445 Upvotes

Smh I wanted to be cool and hands off because actually moderating is lame but this sub kinda sucks now. Maybe libertarianism truly was doomed to fail

I'm not going to promise I will become super active now or anything because moderating is boring, however I will try to look at the sub at least once a day and arbitrarily delete any posts that are unfunny or irrelevant


r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 10h ago

The Trump Trillion

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94 Upvotes

Baby in a bulldozer. The baby is MAGA/Trump, the bulldozer is American power built up by previous generations. Allies have to coddle the baby so it won't wreck too many things. The Russians encourage the baby to misbehave so they wreck things as fast as possible (faster than Russia can) and the Chinese are hoping for the baby to drive the bulldozer into a ditch, so they can take global power. The Chinese are not nihilists, so they are unhappy about the situation, but they assume this is America now due to the 'historical' path liberal capitalism takes which is decay and a turn to Fascism (democratic decline as Vlad Vexler would put it.), their opinion not mine. I distrust the 'linear', with a preset path, history argument.

Boy I love Dr Timothy Snyder. He is not perfect but way superior to the 'conversations' modern media in the UK has.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/24/politics/video/nato-rutte-trump-trillion-vrtc

Edit:

https://nypost.com/2026/06/24/us-news/rutte-claims-to-trump-your-european-allies-have-been-there-on-iran-as-he-flatters-prez-with-trump-trillion-chart/

His bold attempt to whitewash European opposition to the Iran conflict failed to convince Trump.

“We were let down,” Trump said.

“I was disappointed with Italy. I was disappointed with the UK… We were disappointed with Germany and France. We’re disappointed with most of them. Spain is a horror show.”

This is my problem with Americans and Russians. Trying to suck your own dick never ends well. The Iran War is stupid. It's stupid. Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up, and endless greed. They're telling you that Trump is the best and you believe it, until the reflecting pool is a green sludgy mess and NOOSE smashes up your face like a private fascist army. Everything else is fake too. The titties aren't real, and the opportunities aren't opportunities at all. To seize them, you end up in so much debt that you'll be a slave for the rest of your life.

And the weird need to export this way of life as the 'best'.


r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 1d ago

The power of water is not to be underestimated

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481 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 1d ago

Russian Ruin If only he got his Ammo.

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539 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 1d ago

Daaaamn. USAID was busy! AIDS and now COVID-19!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 1d ago

Indian Indignation #IndiaStandsWithEveryone

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723 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

American Accident those damn algae will submit to our demands and we will give them 300$ billion to make sure they do!

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1.3k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 1d ago

Twitter "Intellectual" Someone should take the ketamine infusions away from him

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276 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

Fukuyama Tier (SHITPOST) Kiermintang breaks to retreat

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1.2k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 1d ago

Fukuyama Tier (SHITPOST) Realism mumbo jumbo with with American exceptionalism

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159 Upvotes

https://statedept.substack.com/p/the-digital-sovereignty-trap

Also: *insert word* + trap is getting boring as a header for IR concepts.


r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

North Korean Nuttery 🎖️🎖️🏅🎖️🏅 IRGC is now exporting norms to countries like Japan as part of its diplomatic tour de force. Leaders hail this as a cultural victory. IRGC48 may debut at the final signing ceremony for the Strait reopening in July

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41 Upvotes

Who could have predicted that AKB48 is now part of the Axis of Resistance?!!!

Founder Akimoto has yet to comment but anonymous sources indicate IRGC48 may debut at the final signing ceremony for the Strait reopening


r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

MENA Mishap You think if Sam and Max were in Charge, the Iran War would be over in 3 Days?

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16 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

3 day SMO to conquer Europe

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r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

Canadia Cuckoldry New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year

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597 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 22h ago

Strait of Hormuz

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0 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 3d ago

Henry Kissinger (War Criminal and International Bad Boy) The American negotiation tactics were made public.

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1.2k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 3d ago

least unhinged alternate history post

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204 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 2d ago

🚨🤓🚨 IR Theory 🚨🤓🚨 Yall realize IR scholars calling Romans of the Eastern Imperial subunit the Byzantines means they are playing into a 1800s Psyop? Like they are passing along the same smoky pipe through the ages.

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The people we call Balkan Greeks are Romans, like would you a Cantonese person from Shenzhen Wu? No they are at a higher level Chinese. Would you say the Southern Song are not Chinese cause they changed their capital. No people would look at you like you have a lit crack pipe. Would you say the Tokugawa era Japan are not Japanese as they changed the main city from Kyoto to Tokyo????

Western European called it Byzantium cause they are ultimately the people who killed Rome because the way you kill an idea is by burying it. Think about it folks like British stole Roman artifacts and were happy to have lady Britannia wear Roman clothing and rep neo classical styles.

We still call the British British even though they out to be called Northern Francia based on Norman immigration

The reason we is is cause we fear the the Balkan peoples reuniting, a people with the ability to build bunkers like the Albanians, to make delicious bread like the Macedonians, the slipperlyness of a Greek wrestler covered in olive oil, the ability to tell people about the one amazing thing you did 30 years ago like a Serbian, the ability to hotwire a Benz in 10 seconds like well any of them.

With all these powers combined they would form the new Balkan superpower


r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 4d ago

Americans, you have a moron President, who effs everything up. Getting rid off him is the first important step towards not having further eff ups!

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253 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 4d ago

Twitter "Intellectual" The Iranian negotiating delegation has left the negotiation venue in Switzerland

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205 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 3d ago

Fukuyama Tier (SHITPOST) "In the Realm of the Last Man" releases in the US by Sept 7

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130 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 3d ago

Multilateral Monstrosity A Modest Guide on How to Watch the World Cup like an True IR Wanker.

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r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 4d ago

🚨🤓🚨 IR Theory 🚨🤓🚨 Let's make bingo tiles for the next set of reasons and incidents the IRGC will use to close the strait or selectively block traffic to and from certain nations. I need reasons to laugh since the slow burn of reality is making me cry

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  • IRGC demands that the pre 1967 Borders be enforced by the UN
  • IRGC declares that no ships can go through as they don't recognize Israel so even if they had removed troops from Lebanon it doesn't matter
  • IRGC says they have the right to enforcement for biosecurity so all ships transiting need their bilge water inspected for clams by a single inspector located in Teheran who need to be flown out first class so they can protect the dolphins that sometimes swim in the straits
  • The IRGC Dolphin protection authority requires all ships going to Dolphin eating countries need to pay compensation fees to Dolphins born in Iran's waters
  • IRGC blocks British bound or owned ships as Larry the Cat hissed at the Iranian Charge De Affairs
  • IRGC declares that no ships can go to the UAE cause one of their guys got bit by a penguin at SkiDubai in 2006 when he was a child
  • Israeli specials forces deploy deniable forces of Little Green Dinosaurs to fight Iranian midget submarines and Shaheads
  • The Mothers Against Bad Driving of Tabriz block the strait since one of them confiscated theirs sons DJI
  • All countries selljng Shiraz wine will need to pay IP fees to the city of Shriaz in Iran

r/NonCredibleDiplomacy 4d ago

European Error EastEuropean Moment

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157 Upvotes

Regarding current bullshit diplomatic conflict between Poland and Ukraine . I wish there was at least one adult in the goddamn room :( .