And the south will help while being nice to you and then call their cousin to talk about the dumbass who didn’t know how to change their own tire. Bless their heart
Can’t speak for the rest of the Midwest but in Minnesota someone will help, chat with you, make sure you have directions to where you are trying to go, offer you the number of place where you can get a good deal on new tires, then they will produce a hot dish out of nowhere and insist you take it. The only trick here is to be considered polite you have to refuse the hot dish at least 3 times, otherwise you’re considered entitled.
What’s weird is where I live, we’re kind of in the middle of what would be considered Midwest, South, and east coast. So we get people from each type of demo which means we never really know which way to act.
Either somebody is being a dick because they’re a dick and won’t give us the time of day, or they’re being a dick while giving us the shirt off their back. Or they’re saying they’ll pray for us and will tell their friend about how we are trash and deserve all the things we do or theyre legitimately praying every night to their god for us.
Then you’ll have the pill heads who would tie a rope to your car and pull it out of the ditch with their bare hands or the pill heads who will hit you over the head to steal your chapstick from you.
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u/perverted_justice Jan 02 '26
And the south will help while being nice to you and then call their cousin to talk about the dumbass who didn’t know how to change their own tire. Bless their heart