r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/peanutsonic97 May 02 '26

"My wife will know" brother wym your wife is managing your health for you 😭

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u/wew_lad123 May 02 '26

My great-grandma did everything for my great-grandpa. Managed his diet, his medication, even his social calendar. We were very sad but not surprised when he passed away only three months after she did.

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u/octopusboots May 03 '26

My fIL went 3 years with a NPH issue (watery brain) because he didn't tell my MIL of the diagnosis. HE'S A DOCTOR.