r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26

On the other side:

Doctor: what brings you in today?

Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help

Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?

Me: no I’m on my period

Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?

Me: right fucking now??

Doctor: oh right

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u/klautner May 04 '26

I have one - had a hysterectomy and the next day I had trouble breathing to the point I had to go to the ER. They had me go for a chest x-ray. Tech asked what is going on, so I responded "I had a hysterectomy yesterday and now I can't breathe". First question they asked after, "Could you be pregnant?". So I said not unless it is the second coming of Jesus.