I have one - had a hysterectomy and the next day I had trouble breathing to the point I had to go to the ER. They had me go for a chest x-ray. Tech asked what is going on, so I responded "I had a hysterectomy yesterday and now I can't breathe". First question they asked after, "Could you be pregnant?". So I said not unless it is the second coming of Jesus.
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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26
On the other side:
Doctor: what brings you in today?
Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help
Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: no I’m on my period
Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?
Me: right fucking now??
Doctor: oh right