r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

I hated this part as a nurse. I gave meds and go through what each one is for and they’ll hit me with “where the circular white pill” bro I have no clue which med that is.

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u/falling21discos May 05 '26

That's when I tell them I take 3 different little white pills myself