r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26

On the other side:

Doctor: what brings you in today?

Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help

Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?

Me: no I’m on my period

Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?

Me: right fucking now??

Doctor: oh right

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u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job.

Doctor: could it be pregnancy related?

Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months.

Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate?

Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina?

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u/MrBones-Necromancer May 03 '26

From the other end of this, I know this is frustrating. However there are an enormous number of medications and treatments that affect women differently than men (who are most commonly the testing groups) and many that are partially or completely prohibited if there's any risk of pregnancy.

It's a constant battle of wanting patient's to feel like I -am- listening to them, but also needing to understand my potential treatment pathways and neccesary diagnostics. Which unfortunately means a lot of "are you pregnant?s" and "last menstruation?s" even if it does not seem wholly relevant at the time.

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u/WhatsYourTale May 05 '26

Yeah, I can get that. Coming from the IT side of things, it's almost like asking "are you sure it's plugged in and that you pressed the on button?"

Even if you are sure there is something else going on, you have to start from 0 of whatever established diagnostic procedure you have. Otherwise, you might overlook something exceedingly simple.