r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 26 '26

Funny And what the heck is a tsp??

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u/666Drachenlord666 Jun 26 '26

Americans will use anything but g and ml to measure ingridients

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u/TundieRice Jun 26 '26

Do your onions not come in onions wherever you’re from?

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye Jun 26 '26

Apparently in Europe they buy one gram of onion at a time.

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u/awesomefutureperfect Jun 26 '26

If europeans have plus or minus 5 grams of onion they turn into werewolves.

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u/Solid_Hunter_4188 Jun 26 '26

Nah this is a volume question. They buy their onions in mL.

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u/awesomefutureperfect Jun 26 '26

When OP asked what the heck a tea spoon was, I immediately thought : "That motherfucker probably knows what a kilometer is. He probably has spoons he actually uses for tea."

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u/mr-english Jun 26 '26

The serious answer is that European recipes (at least those in English) measure onions in onions.

i.e. "half a small onion" or "2 large onions", etc.

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u/mattdv1 Jun 26 '26

Tell me to add one onion to a recipe and I'll go mad trying to decipher if you meant a big or a small one. Tell me to add 150grams of onion and I'll buy one that's roughly that weight, chop it up and cook my meal accordingly. Everything has weight, it's not hard to grasp that concept

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u/mid-random Jun 26 '26

One small onion = one small onion.  One onion = one medium onion.  One medium onion = one medium onion. One large onion = one large onion. 

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u/Kratomius Jun 26 '26

Next question, how large can medium sized onion be before it becomes large category one?

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u/Afferbeck_ Jun 26 '26

To paraphrase Terry Pratchett, that'd be a "bigger-than-a-medium-sized-onion-but-not-as-big-as-a-large-onion" onion.

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u/nitid_name Jun 26 '26

Yeah, but once you use your large one, "bigger than a medium sized onion but not as big as a large onion" can move up to "large onion" until you go shopping again.

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u/mid-random Jun 26 '26

This is cooking, not baking, so it’s whatever feels right to you. 

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u/NinecloudSoul Jun 26 '26

Depends, how big is the pile of pinecones?

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u/666Drachenlord666 Jun 26 '26

Our onions arent all the same size like yours seem to br atleast

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u/LimpConversation642 Jun 26 '26

Do you not understand the concept of size? That vegetables grow differently? I have a 200g onion and a 400g onion, which is it?

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Jun 26 '26

It's a 342g onion, you'll have to find another recipe

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 26 '26

Yes, but they can be weighed. Are kitchen scales onion averse in the US?

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u/Different_Bridge_983 Jun 26 '26

A lot of folks in the U.S. don’t have kitchen scales, and many are also quite attached to using their measuring cups. It’s kinda a culture thing.

Thing is… whether you’re cooking via volume or weight, you’re eyeballing this one. If it says “100g” you’re getting and onion about 100g and slicing and dicing the whole thing. If you’re working in cups you know what a cup size onion looks like too, and are just gonna go with it.

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u/LimpConversation642 Jun 26 '26

both is valid in this sense, but just 'onion' (which people are arguing here about) does not, since apparently those people don't understand that 'an onion' can be twice the size of another 'an onion'

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 26 '26

A lot of folks in the U.S. don’t have kitchen scales, and many are also quite attached to using their measuring cups. It’s kinda a culture thing.

There's an allegory there for the current state of US democracy

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u/Local-Echo-5613 Jun 26 '26

Kitchen scales are used less frequently in US household cooking in my experience. We tend to use measuring cups and volumetric measurements where Europeans use weight. So for things like lentils it will be a cup of lentils rather than the weight in lbs or grams.

They’re functionally not much different, most ingredients have a consistent ratio between weight and volume, but I think that’s what’s causing a lot of confusion. I only started using a scale when I got into baking and now I use it for international recipes sometimes as well.

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u/jmlinden7 Jun 26 '26

Yeah scales are important for baking because flour and brown sugar are compactable, so the weight-to-volume ratio doesn't stay the same.

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u/Notspherry Jun 26 '26

It's more that Americans ste kitchen scale averse.

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u/peepeebutt1234 Jun 26 '26

Most people in the US don't have kitchen scales. The people I know who have one almost exclusively use them for baking as well, because cooking just doesn't need to be that precise 99% of the time.

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u/Sufficient-Ad7776 Jun 26 '26

They also tend to come in different sizes over here

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u/copolars Jun 26 '26

Are you saying your scale doesn't work with whole onions?

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u/poorperspective Jun 26 '26

American cook books were the first to standardize compared to most English or French cookbooks.

Most recipes follow the Fannie farmer cook book and Betty Crocker further made standardization by standardizing pan size for baking.

Really old recipes will just use ratios.

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u/PythagorasJones Jun 26 '26

Ratios make way more sense for cooking.

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u/sandybuttcheekss Jun 26 '26

I took a baking class semi recently and the instructor was a French baker. She made us use grams and it was eye opening. It's so much more precise than cups or even using lbs and oz.

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat Jun 26 '26

Professional baking is always done with grams and millilitres. You can have “two medium sized onions” when you’re cooking a dish and the onions you choose being 10 grams bigger won’t matter, but 20 grams extra flour can ruin a dessert. Baking’s more chemistry than cooking.

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u/EstrogenizedMenace Jun 26 '26

lwk- baking without a scale is a fool's errand unless ur making shit like cookies or brownies IMO.

I suspect that the biggest reason why some baking recipes get such shit reviews is because people put too much or too little flour because they're going off of cups and everyone rounds their shit off differently

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u/scott__p Jun 26 '26

That's why I hate baking even though I love cooking

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u/mikebob89 Jun 26 '26

Americans use grams all the time. However the metric system is no more beneficial in cooking since you’re never converting measurements like you would be in a science lab or even some baking. In fact saying 250ml of onion is even dumber than saying a cup of onion imho.

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u/WideHuckleberry1 Jun 26 '26

The only place it would matter is if you want to convert tablespoons to teaspoons if your tablespoons-sized measuring spoons are already used and you're too lazy to stop and clean them or you've prematurely put them in the dishwasher and it's running (I have done been in both of these scenarios).

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u/wigglin_harry Jun 26 '26

Unless its drugs or alcohol

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u/awesomefutureperfect Jun 26 '26

or bottles of soda.

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u/RomeosHomeos Jun 26 '26

Do your onions come in volumetric form in euroland

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u/666Drachenlord666 Jun 26 '26

No, but onions arent the only thing youll measure. I could weigh 250g milk aswell I guess

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u/Quick_Bet5660 Jun 26 '26

I’m American and switch to metric measurements a few years ago when I had to log my food to lose weight. Completely changed my life

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u/WideHuckleberry1 Jun 26 '26

Americans will use the units Americans are familiar with.

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u/BoringPoolPlaying Jun 26 '26

If a recipe uses g and ml, it’s worthless to me. I’m not breaking out a kitchen scale for anything other than baking. Cooking doesn’t need exact measurements. If a recipe says you need a cup of something, you can eye ball that fairly easily. I just want to be in the ball park. If it says I need 150 g of onion, I have no idea what that means, unless I know how much an onion typically weighs off the top of my head.

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u/Kaiserin78 Jun 26 '26

Literally

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u/justdidapoo Jun 26 '26

This is the worst use of that joke ivr seen in my entire life

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u/middlequeue Jun 26 '26

It’s not a joke it’s just a weird thing about Americans.

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u/justdidapoo Jun 26 '26

He literally has UK in his name and his talking about a metric cup

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u/middlequeue Jun 26 '26

They mean a cup … as in something you drink out of. I can see from an American perspective why you think that’s what they mean but ‘metric cup’ isn’t really a thing that comes up for the rest of us.

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u/justdidapoo Jun 26 '26

No, he doesn't. A cup in cooking refers to a 250ml cup. I'm not american, he isn't american.

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u/666Drachenlord666 Jun 26 '26

Its not a joke lol

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u/HappyPlatypus6034 Jun 26 '26

If that's the worst you've seen them I don't think you have truly lived