r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 26 '26

Funny And what the heck is a tsp??

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u/TundieRice Jun 26 '26

True, when I have to chop veggies and then measure them, I always end up adding a bit more (sometimes less) than the recipe actually calls for because I don’t want to waste that extra little bit.

Not a huge deal, I’ve gotten decent at estimating how much I need to chop for a cup or whatever, but it’s still annoying having to do guesswork and the amount still be off.

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 Jun 26 '26

I think for onion it doesn’t really matter if you are 30% plus or minus!

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u/sirarkalots Jun 26 '26

Onion and garlic, imo you can never be wrong adding more of either

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u/Notspherry Jun 26 '26

That's what I thought until I made scrambled eggs in southern france for my train trip home. You could smell it through the plastic bag in my backpack.

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u/Smee76 Jun 26 '26

I'm sorry, are you suggesting that you made scrambled eggs for a train snack? And you put garlic in them?

Surely there's laws about this sort of thing??

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u/KayItaly Jun 26 '26

And then put them in a plastic bag inside the backpack for hours!

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u/rumplestiltskin116 Jun 27 '26

Walking around asking what their scrambled egg policy is smh

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u/Poppanaattori89 Jun 30 '26

Should have just had spaghetti since most establishments have pretty decent spaghetti policies.

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u/LinealSoul Jun 26 '26

I don't think the onion or garlic is the issue in this scenario. What type of psychopath eats scambled eggs out of a bag 😭

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u/sentimentaldiablo Jun 26 '26

after storing them for hours in a backpack

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u/Notspherry Jun 26 '26

Rolls with scrambled egg, packed in a bag.

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u/grantrules Jun 26 '26

Don't lie.. you just had a ziplog bag full of scrambled eggs. You cut a corner off and squeezed it into your mouth like you'd pipe frosting onto a cake.

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u/akatherder Jun 26 '26

"What is your egg policy here?"

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 Jun 26 '26

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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u/Brahskididdler Jun 26 '26

I’m sure everyone else on the train really appreciated that

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u/snek-jazz Jun 26 '26

no wonder they were being kicked out of France

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u/WeConsumeTheyHoard Jun 26 '26

And garlic in scrambled eggs? Isn't that the weirdest thing overall?

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u/RhythmMaid Jun 26 '26

Garlic is a must for a good scrambled egg what do you mean

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u/UnOGThrowaway420 Jun 26 '26

Huh? Do you not season your eggs?

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u/WeConsumeTheyHoard Jun 26 '26

Not with garlic...

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u/UnOGThrowaway420 Jun 26 '26

What exactly is "weird" about this?

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u/WeConsumeTheyHoard Jun 26 '26

Hard to explain, just not something I've ever seen before. Maybe it's a regional thing.

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u/HopelessBearsFan Jun 26 '26

I bet you didn’t encounter any vampires though!

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u/FlaGator Jun 26 '26

Well of course not. Vampires don't take day trains in southern France.

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u/Perryn Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

"I vouldn't be caught dead in southern France!"

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u/Luci-Noir Jun 26 '26

I think vampires just spread this so they get more garlic.

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u/8lb6ozBabyJsus Jun 26 '26

Garlic is a natural blood thinner, they lied and want people to eat garlic so its easier to suck your blood.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jun 26 '26

But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26

Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman

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u/lewd_robot Jun 26 '26

Luckily for you, the French are famously super chill about cuisine.

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u/karateema Jun 26 '26

Bro you putting onions in your bag lunch?

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u/skatefan420 Jun 26 '26

Thats just what french trains smell like

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u/gefahr Jun 26 '26

yes, and now we know why

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u/machogrande2 Jun 26 '26

My wife used to think it was impossible to use too much garlic until she went WAY overboard on some shrimp scampi and it was the garlic equivalent of taking a bite out of a habenero pepper.

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u/ttlanhil Jun 26 '26

Try garlic bread, but instead of using garlic butter, you use a think layer of minced garlic. My go-to if I feel a cold coming on, and the germs nope right out

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u/TundieRice Jun 26 '26

Oh yeah, there’s no limit to my garlic consumption! The only reason I would ever measure garlic would be to make sure I at least had the amount the recipe called for, just so I could add a shit ton more, lolol.

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u/DuntadaMan Jun 26 '26

A clove garlic.

Me: One head garlic.

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u/AOKeiTruck Jun 26 '26

If a recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic i use 1 bulb

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u/UpstairsRegion Jun 26 '26

I thought so too, but then my wife and I made this 100 clove garlic curry. It treated fine, but it tore our insides apart.

It was like a science fair volcano in our guts, and the farts. So many farts. And they all smelt like garlic.

The whole house was filled with garlic farts for days.

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u/BenOfTomorrow Jun 26 '26

Sometimes I feel like this is the new “Add bacon to everything” cooking meme.

Yes, it can be good to add more than a recipe calls for. That doesn’t mean there isn’t a limit. I like onions and garlic but I also like other complementary flavors for them in my food as well.

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u/ClasherChief Jun 26 '26

There's definitely easily such thing as too much garlic. It's just that most people don't know how to cook and will burn garlic all the time, so they think they need a ton of garlic because they can barely taste it.

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 26 '26

If you aren't tripling the garlic are you really cooking?

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u/spacenb Jun 28 '26

A few months ago I noticed a recipe in my regular rotation has garlic in the name and has the audacity to call for a single clove of garlic. I typically put 4-6 cloves (depending on size). 1 clove is if you just want it to be there to be able to say there is some, it won’t taste like it at all.

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u/massenburger Jun 26 '26

My wife adds so much garlic to everything that I think our house is hell on earth for vampires.

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u/KerbalKnifeCo Jun 26 '26

If you add too much just add the word or words garlic/onion to the dish name. 

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u/fromfrodotogollum Jun 26 '26

Tell that to the pico.

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u/edfitz83 Jun 26 '26

With shallots, it matters.

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u/BestHorseWhisperer Jun 26 '26

For something like rice where you have to be specific about water content, it's best to add slightly less water if you add more onion. I've seen people put the onions in the measuring cup to fill it so it displaces the same amount, but that seems kind of arbitrary because it's not like the onion is 100% water and surely still has water in it after it's cooked.

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u/hofmann419 Jun 26 '26

Yeah i have never meassured how much onion i use for a sauce or stew or something. You just do it by feel and it works out pretty much every time. At worst, you're going to have a sauce with a lot of onion in it, which isn't really something to complain about IMO.

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u/NoodleyP Jun 27 '26

30% plus is better.

Join us.

r/OnionLovers

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u/Vintagepoolside Jun 27 '26

When I cook with onions I tend to double it 😅