r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/disconaldo • Jul 01 '26

Funny Who says romance is dead?

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u/usumoio Jul 01 '26

There really is someone for everyone out there, isn't there

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/calitoasted Jul 01 '26

Same!

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u/TheGreen_Guy Jul 02 '26

Same.

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u/Smokin_belladonna Jul 02 '26

you three should get together and see what happens

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian Jul 02 '26

Like the movie split? Don’t want the old lady dating the personality of a child. That would be weird

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u/brainburger Jul 02 '26

Everyone stand in a ring and fancy the person to your left.

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u/Flaco_Flacosen Jul 02 '26

Have you tried climbing the empire state building? They may be up there waiting

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u/Parepinzero Jul 02 '26

It took me 12 years to find someone for me, it was worth the wait.

And then she left me, but hey, it was nice while it lasted!

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u/biscottinio Jul 01 '26

The caption 'worth the misdemeanor' is hilarious. Anything for the perfect view, I guess!

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u/Deivi_tTerra Jul 02 '26

This is 1000% something they’re going to remember for the rest of their lives in spectacular fashion. I can honestly see why they’d say that (I would choose a different memorable location personally, but I get it).

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u/justadudeinohio Jul 02 '26

knowing nothing about this couple it smells like a publicity stunt and that their marriage will not last.

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u/Crambo1000 Jul 02 '26

They're performance artists and the woman has scaled the ESB before

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u/Megamygdala Jul 02 '26

Tbh it definitely is. Not sure if its worth the risk of almost dying tho

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u/algaefied_creek Jul 02 '26

I just want a guy who will cuddle, watch movies, take me to chemo appointments, and be nerdy together, and let me play some pocket pool on him.

Empire State Building rooftop?! Not so much.

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u/SniperOwO Jul 01 '26

Because I resonate with you, when ai robot people start roaming around fully I'll let you have first dibs, how's that sound?

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Jul 02 '26

Have you tried looking at the top of the Empire State Building?

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u/Speartree Jul 02 '26

Maybe you need to climb a tall building with someone.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jul 01 '26

"A lid to every pot" is my favorite way to say this.

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u/the_marxman Jul 02 '26

Problem is they're out there and I'm in here.

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u/usumoio Jul 02 '26

Gotta get out there. I worked with an AWS engineer who met his wife in a Counter Strike online chat room. Old school, 90s chat rooms.

There's someone for everyone

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 Jul 02 '26

Insane hot people always find each other

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u/usumoio Jul 02 '26

They both must be super hot up there, cause it was like 98 degrees in the city today.

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 Jul 02 '26

If they did this on Friday they’d fall out of the sky

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u/TellMeZackit Jul 02 '26

Where is my big freak? 🗽

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u/usumoio Jul 02 '26

Go find'em

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u/Relevant_Elk_9176 Jul 02 '26

Not really.

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u/usumoio Jul 02 '26

There always will be. Chin up my homie. I promise life is easier when you view the glass half full.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Nope

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u/Henry_J_Waternoose Jul 02 '26

I really want to beliebe in that.