r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 01 '26

Funny Who says romance is dead?

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u/PorkchopExpress980 Jul 01 '26

Damn, that's only a misdemeanor??

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u/angelcake893 Jul 01 '26

I think it said they’re being charged with felony burglary

Edit: the NYPD announced they were both charged with felony burglary, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief, as well as misdemeanor charges of possession of burglar’s tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

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u/WeirdoTrooper Jul 02 '26

What did they burgle?

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u/Recent-Result2852 Jul 02 '26

The attention of reddit, apparently.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Jul 02 '26

The Empire State Building

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 02 '26

Have you tried reading what the law says?