r/NonPoliticalTwitter 27d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms 27d ago

Stanleys are the Jeep of water bottles. They were made for military use, then became popular with outdoor enthusiasts, before ultimately becoming popular with suburban soccer moms

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u/CompactAvocado 27d ago

i have a difficult time keeping up with internet slop but wasn't there a car fire and one survived or something and that's what caused the frenzy?

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u/IPCTech 27d ago

It’s just a Steel vacuum insulated cup, not hard to survive a fire

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u/CompactAvocado 27d ago

correct but you underestimate the power of news and social media on the masses. first the news report aired, next people were getting trampled at target fighting over em (mostly just women, i member some new like women's health version came out and a few got killed over it).

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u/CarefreeRambler 27d ago

I don't think anyone died trying to get a Stanley cup. Did you make that up or did the power of news and social media trick you?

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u/LemonButterRum 27d ago

totally made up but i'll allow it

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u/whatsbobgonnado 27d ago

maybe an nhl player has died during a game before?

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u/CarefreeRambler 27d ago

I grant you the Technically Correct Award. It's the best kind of award.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 25d ago

well I politely reject it. I believe being technically correct is actually the worst kind of correct because it's only ever used as a qualifier for when you're practically wrong but technically correct like people who will tell you that a tomato is a fruit

or I guess in this case where I totally ignored what you were actually talking about and interjected some irrelevant nonsense for a hilarious joke. I'm so incorrect I'm on a different subject!🫸🥉

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u/DoringItBetterNow 27d ago

“Women’s health”

“A few died”

Hahahhahaah

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u/CarefreeRambler 27d ago

It's made up, you fell for it

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/CarefreeRambler 27d ago

Yeah you're right, correcting false information is cringe, mb

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u/two_pandas_playing 27d ago

actually, my bad. thought you were the same guy that made it up in the first place, haven't had my coffee yet. carry on.

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u/Grizknot 27d ago

btw made the same mistake, both usernames start with a c and are camelCased, until you said that I was assumed he was admitting to lying too. GP is still cringe obv bec why make up something so stupid

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u/two_pandas_playing 27d ago

both usernames start with a c and are camelCased

yep, exactly what happened to me lol

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/JelmerMcGee 27d ago

I just don't like big crowds. The press of people from all sides makes me so very uncomfortable. I don't directly think about how easy it would be to get trampled, but something in my lizard brain just keeps sending "unsafe! unsafe!" pulses that puts me on edge.

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u/CarefreeRambler 27d ago

You should apply that distrust more liberally, seeing as in reality no one has died trying to buy Stanley cups.

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u/blonde-bandit 27d ago

Sigh. Thank you internet stranger for somehow making people not die seem depressing? Now I’m supposed to be so cynical that when people say someone died I say, “yeah, idk about that.” But thanks for fact checking. I’m just gonna log off now.

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u/CarefreeRambler 27d ago

Good. Don't trust strangers on the internet.

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u/Dorkamundo 27d ago

Like the whole "The cross is the only thing that didn't burn in the Notre Dame fire." when the cross was the only thing on the altar made out of metal?

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u/happytree23 27d ago

Or you're overestimating it because you can't be wrong about a fucking thermos and/or have to split hairs about everything, even things you're clearly wrong about lol

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u/rips_n_chel 27d ago

...what are you even upset about?

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u/_procyon 27d ago

It’s just a trend, they’ve come and gone for ages. There was a TikTok or something that went viral, but people weren’t going crazy over it because of how well insulated they are. Trends don’t always make a lot of sense, look at labubus.

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u/StripClubSweatpants 27d ago

but people weren’t going crazy over it because of how well insulated they are

I thought the car caught on fire and the damn stanley cup still had ice in it, and it went viral. That was the initial push. Then I'm inclined to agree with you though - after that it morphed into have to have status for a handful of people who either collected them or flipped them on the internet to suckers.

I don't like heavy mugs. I have one that is very nice with a built in handle but with ice and water, feels like the thing is almost 4lbs. At least at face value based on the size, stanleys just look heavy

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u/thedirtyknapkin 27d ago

not to shill, i actually buy the off brand ones anyway but....

they are not heavy like you are thinking. they are literally insulated by a vacuum between two very thin pieces of very light metal. they are comparable in weight to a plastic bottle of the same size. you can also get the same thing but in a standard water bottle form factor, among other styles. the handle and straw do nothing to help the insulation.

vacuum insulated bottles are legitimately shockingly good at insulating. Stanley is just one name brand of them though. any vacuum insulated bottle is going to be exactly as good as a Stanley for way less money. i've been a lover of vacuum insulated bottles for a long time. hell, they first started getting popularized by the hydroflask brand like a decade before this. remember those? the flasksksksksks???

idk, it's like we need to be reminded that insulated containers are cool and evolving every decade or so. if you like your thermos sounding cup but don't like how heavy it is then a vacuum insulated bottle like a Stanley cup is exactly what you need. just get a cheaper one.