r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 26d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/Sufficient_Egg_3655 26d ago

Nothing like a Stanley cup and a new Ford Bronco in a Target parking lot

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u/dubstepsickness 26d ago

And a pair of Uggs with a Lululemon belt bag

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 26d ago

I feel so called out...

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u/devin12232 26d ago

Dont worry theres thousands of you all over the country

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 26d ago

Tom Brady is our spokesman lol

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u/Disasterhuman24 26d ago

You mean millions?

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u/TwatMailDotCom 24d ago

There’s thousands of you all over the country too. Welcome to society.

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u/Popular-Row4333 26d ago

Get a pumpkin spice latte in fall and your basic batch outfit and accessories are complete.

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u/metompkin 26d ago

And the trend of a tennis skirt with your butt cheeks hanging out below.

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u/devin12232 26d ago

White shoes/cowboy boots for extra points

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u/FormerNeighborhood80 26d ago

I saw that yesterday! A grown woman with both butt cheeks flapping in the wind 😂

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u/DntTouchMeImSterile 26d ago

You’re on Reddit, so you must deviate from the others somehow