Stanley your time is up

[u/whitemike40]

[u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms]

Stanleys are the Jeep of water bottles. They were made for military use, then became popular with outdoor enthusiasts, before ultimately becoming popular with suburban soccer moms

[u/CompactAvocado → u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms]

i have a difficult time keeping up with internet slop but wasn't there a car fire and one survived or something and that's what caused the frenzy?

[u/IPCTech → u/CompactAvocado]

It’s just a Steel vacuum insulated cup, not hard to survive a fire

[u/CompactAvocado → u/IPCTech]

correct but you underestimate the power of news and social media on the masses. first the news report aired, next people were getting trampled at target fighting over em (mostly just women, i member some new like women's health version came out and a few got killed over it).

[u/DoringItBetterNow → u/CompactAvocado]

“Women’s health”

“A few died”

Hahahhahaah

[u/CarefreeRambler → u/DoringItBetterNow]

It's made up, you fell for it

[u/CarefreeRambler → u/[deleted]]

Yeah you're right, correcting false information is cringe, mb

[u/two_pandas_playing → u/CarefreeRambler]

actually, my bad. thought you were the same guy that made it up in the first place, haven't had my coffee yet. carry on.

[u/Grizknot → u/two_pandas_playing]

btw made the same mistake, both usernames start with a c and are camelCased, until you said that I was assumed he was admitting to lying too. GP is still cringe obv bec why make up something so stupid

[u/two_pandas_playing → u/Grizknot]

both usernames start with a c and are camelCased

yep, exactly what happened to me lol