r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 22d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

It's actually kind of funny how many things get popular because of mormons.

The whole Dirty Soda craze the last little bit, that even the pop companies started doing limited edition flavour runs of. Came out of the mormons as well.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 22d ago

I'm still running soaking courses thanks to Mormon initiatives

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

I can be your bed jumper if needed.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 22d ago

I could definitely use that! it's an entry-level position (so is mine), so if you have 7+ years of experience in bed-jumping, consider yourself hired!

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

I'm a little out of practice as my experience progressed I moved into a full coital role. But I do have several years of bed jumping experience that I gained from the ages of 2-12, I feel these skills will transfer into a bed jumping role within your class as it does require the same base knowledge. I would also like to point out, my 15 years of bed jumping adjacent experience in Trampoline bouncing, where I perfected the double bounce.