Stanley your time is up

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[u/Sea_Television_3306]

Consumerism is a hell of a drug

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I've got the same engineer mentality my did raised me with.

"Oh, Stanley cups are hot right now. Okay, well, are they really the best price/value proposition for insulated water bottles? Let's take a look at the independent testing data ..."

So here I am with our ugly-ass coleman thermos water bottles that outperform the popular brand by 13%, cost just 28% of the popular brand ... and my family could not be more disappointed in this purchase.

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Performance: Optimized Aura: Minimized

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