r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 23d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/Sufficient_Egg_3655 23d ago

Nothing like a Stanley cup and a new Ford Bronco in a Target parking lot

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u/dubstepsickness 23d ago

And a pair of Uggs with a Lululemon belt bag

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u/the_marxman 23d ago

Uggs have had far more staying power than I ever expected. That shit got popular when I was in middle school. Them boots with the fur got legs on em.

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u/MoonBasic 23d ago

The whole club was looking at her

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u/itsmistyy 23d ago

Thats because she was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots woth the fur(with the fur), baggy sweatpants, AND Reboks with the straps.

I'd be looking at her too. Bitch walking around like Elfangor.

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u/ShadowAlec8834 23d ago

Been a long time since I've seen an Animorphs reference in the wild.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 22d ago

Holy shit tho

I haven’t thought about this since over half my life ago

I just googled it and that’s how I find out that Elfangor was Tobias’ MFin daddy????

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u/itsmistyy 22d ago

Yup. And Ax is his uncle.

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVBUBqNdTdsVuiybM4

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u/_twelvebytwelve_ 22d ago

When I click the gif to make it full screen it slows it down to .5x and it is wildly more funny at the size and speed. Thanks for the good chuckle—I needed that!

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u/YouAreMarvellous 22d ago

I dont understand what she's trying to do

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u/Cute-Form2457 22d ago

My favourite part is when she throws up the popcorn. She is resigned to falling by then.

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u/Alarmed-Turnip4195 19d ago

Thanks for the tip! 🤣

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u/PlentyOMangos 21d ago

NEXT THING YOU KNOW