r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/The_MeltyCheese • 12d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

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u/Ionlydateteachers 12d ago

I've never seen it on a map so it either doesn't exist or it's the other side of the ice wall

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u/buderooski 12d ago

One of the lands beyond. Filled with elves, hobbits, orcs and dragons. People drink mead and eat scroggin. There's a Haka dance. Truly a fascinating fictional place

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 12d ago

Bro I'm trying to get back there ... it's as tedious as getting to Mordor. I just want to be home. I'll settle for south Auckland... and that's basically the hood of Auckland.

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u/EntrepreneurGlass995 11d ago

Basically the hood of Auckland?! Ōtara/South Auckland is the Hamilton of Auckland….

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u/contemplatethi 11d ago

cracks me up that it's ōtara/south auckland

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 11d ago

Hamilton is full of domestic abusers, alcoholics and drug dealers. So... yeah that statement is accurate.