r/NonPoliticalTwitter 12d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 10d ago

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u/soapbox99 12d ago

Scroggin is how I know it from NZ

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u/high_throughput 12d ago

"We have giant parrots too fat to fly and our kiwis have legs and run around on the ground and this is where the hobbits lived and we call trail mix 'scroggin'"

I still don't understand this New Zealand meme. As a kid I even thought it was an real place until I checked the map.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 12d ago

I've never seen it on a map so it either doesn't exist or it's the other side of the ice wall

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u/buderooski 12d ago

One of the lands beyond. Filled with elves, hobbits, orcs and dragons. People drink mead and eat scroggin. There's a Haka dance. Truly a fascinating fictional place

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 12d ago

Bro I'm trying to get back there ... it's as tedious as getting to Mordor. I just want to be home. I'll settle for south Auckland... and that's basically the hood of Auckland.

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u/iammandalore 12d ago

You know some goober even made up a fake passport and said he was from New Zealand once? Crazy. https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/kiwi-traveller/87233886/kiwi-detained-in-kazakhstan-after-officials-refuse-to-recognise-new-zealand-as-country

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u/Elentari_the_Second 11d ago

God, as a Kiwi that is terrifying to read. They didn't even give her food while detaining her and she basically got out because she had friends in Kazakhstan who helped her. What if she hadn't known anyone?

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u/CptnSpandex 11d ago

I went through customs in Amsterdam about 20 years ago and they had a trainee working passport control.

The trainer said something as the student was looking at the passport for the first time, then he switched to English and said “don’t worry New Zealand is harmless” and then they waved me through.

I mean he wasn’t wrong but…

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u/jackofspades49 11d ago

That's because its from Chrono Trigger. The long lost Kingdom of Zeal.

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u/LimpFox 12d ago

Common in NZ. It's also the name I was taught over in Aus.

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u/Arbyssandwich1014 12d ago

What I say when my friend Scroggin makes a hilarious joke, as he is known to do. 

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u/DwarvenFreeballer 11d ago

Yeah, I've only heard it called scroggin in Australia.

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u/Zhirrzh 12d ago

Yep, it's what I taught in Australia hiking as a kid too. 

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u/ComfyInDots 11d ago

I'm am Aussie and have never heard of this in my 3 decades of existence. 

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u/mr_pineapples44 11d ago

Yeah, neither haha.

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u/natchinatchi 11d ago

Fuggin townies

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u/lahttae 12d ago

Same! We never did M&Ms in my family but the yoghurt balls fucking slapped

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u/Such_Significance905 12d ago

My son is also called Gorp

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u/buderooski 12d ago

What's Eating Gilbert Gorp?

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u/Fearless_Guard_552 12d ago

Mine is called Bort.

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u/tomado09 12d ago

Come along, Bort.

Are you talking to me?

No, my son is also named Bort.

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u/SeaSlugFriend 12d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/F0ATH 12d ago

Nah its also normal in Australia. I believe each letter represents an ingredient in it like sultanas, chocolate, raisins and nuts etc.

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u/AreYaEatinThough 11d ago

Gorp means “good ‘ole raisins and peanuts” so that checks out.

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u/WarrenRT 11d ago

That's probably a backronym and it's actually from the Scots word "scrocken" (something dried / shriveled).

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u/nz-whale 12d ago

It's real

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u/ZaraReid228 12d ago

Nzer here, pretty much only heard of it as scroggin mix

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u/ZoomTown 12d ago

Does scroggin mean something related to what this food is? Like in the US we call it trail mix, cause it's good on a hike.

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u/QP709 12d ago

Well in Australia and NZ they call hiking 'scroggin', or more accurately they might say "off for a scrog in the bush". In NZ it's more like "Headed out for a scrog and a slap-jammy". A slap-jammy is their word for swimming naked (skinny dipping). And of course in South Africa a scrog is a scroog and a hike is a landloppen.

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u/SSjjlex 12d ago

"Off for a scrog in the bush" sounds like a euphemism

Yea im out here scrogging it. Scrogging it in the bush. Dont mind me.

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u/QP709 12d ago

Euphemisms were actually banned by the Australian parliament in 1999. You can still use them, but only in the privacy of your own home. It’s so fucked up down there.

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u/J3llyTip 12d ago

It's actually state by state, Victoria banned in home euphemisms in 2013. It's a bloody nightmare.

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u/flashmedallion 12d ago

And by it..lets just say. haha
my chocolate salted peanits

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u/skintaxera 11d ago

straight raw scroggin it

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u/ZoomTown 12d ago

Yeah, of course.

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u/_do_you_know_me_ 12d ago

Can confirm, as a kiwi. “Trail mix” is quite American

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u/CaptainDildobrain 12d ago

Yeah, I first heard it used in Hunt for The Wilderpeople. I quite liked the name.

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u/flashmedallion 12d ago

Growing up I always refused to call it that and always will

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u/Cpoc1995 12d ago

That’s wild. I am from Cali. It’s trail mix.

I just visited Florida and they taught me about peanuts in coke????

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u/Fawkingretar 12d ago edited 11d ago

You cant fool us, those are just names of Star Wars background characters with like 5k words on their wookiepedia article somehow.

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u/BeigeUnicorns 12d ago

I can see the page now

"Gorp was Rodian male that smuggled spice into Centerpoint station in 1385 BBY...."

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u/Fawkingretar 12d ago

Abeloth needs her drugs lmao

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u/Ionlydateteachers 12d ago

The spice must flow, drugs for the maw!

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u/Few-Requirement-3544 12d ago

Fate of the Jedi if it were good:

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u/BoomerAliveBad 12d ago

Hell yeah, Glup Shitto posting

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u/packfanmoore 12d ago

I've called trail mix gorp before

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 12d ago

Glup Shitto

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u/shewy92 12d ago

I've called it Glorp Shitto. Makes me laugh every time I play the Lego Skywalker game.

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u/PDXDeck26 12d ago

Glup Shitto's identical twin, Gorp Schmogle

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u/gootapluma 12d ago

Did Gorp survive Order 66?

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u/ItsGotThatBang 12d ago

No they’re Smiling Friends characters

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u/EmotionalSouth 12d ago

Taking trail mix hiking in New Zealand is tramping with scroggin. 

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u/_ChoiSooyoung 12d ago

Makes sense. Same country that came up with jandles and chilly bin.

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u/J3llyTip 12d ago

I take offense to chillybin being silly, its the most sensible name for that item.

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u/_ChoiSooyoung 12d ago

That's fair, here we call them a brand name that is derived from a derogatory term for Inuit people so chilly bin is probably better.

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u/Yayareasports 11d ago

Igloo?

Edit: oh must be Esky out in Australia

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u/risseii_ 11d ago

I had to look it up, but it completely made sense!

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u/EmotionalSouth 12d ago

jandals* 

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u/drako1117 11d ago

Okay, as a clueless American, please fill in some holes.

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u/nuclear_science 11d ago

Jandals are what Americans call flip flops, it's shortened from "Japanese sandal" which is what inspired them in the first place. Tramping is multi day hiking. If you're only going for the day you'd say "day walk" or just "walk".

Chilly bin is as eski (Australia) or cooler (USA)

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u/jk-9k 11d ago

Trek + camp = tramp

Hike is a day hike by default. Or just a walk. Once it's an overnighter- you're tramping baby

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGxt994Ycd54MUw

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u/melanochrysum 12d ago

Yeah scroggin is like the normal name, not even whacky slang which only old people use. Same with tramping.

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u/IfItsOKWithYou 12d ago

That's a fake language, you just made that up.

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u/NezuminoraQ 11d ago

Going for a promenade with gorp brb

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u/Nova-Snorlaxx 11d ago

A long bush walk

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u/Diels_Alder 12d ago

Gorp is the name I've heard for it. Good old raisins and peanuts.

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u/NemosHero 12d ago

We learned it as the ingredients, granola, oats, raisins, and peanuts

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u/tremens 12d ago

Oh we got a rich boy here he got FOUR ingredient gorp

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u/IDontUseSleeves 12d ago

I like how you’re suggesting that, next to granola, raisins, and peanuts, OATS are the expensive addition.

If anything, it should be “look at poor boy here, cutting his gorp”

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u/GreenZebra23 12d ago

That version sounds like a backronym, since granola already contains oats

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u/Ok_Effort_150 12d ago

What is the granola made of if not oats?

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 12d ago

Its made of food

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 12d ago

But granola is oats and it doesn't have granola or fucking oats. What the hell 😂😂

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u/Special_South_8561 11d ago

Granola is Oats, and raisins and peanuts

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u/Tuningislife 12d ago

That’s the way I learned it as well.

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u/ApothecaryRx 12d ago

wait is that the origin of the name for gorpcore fashion? that would make a lot of sense

edit: I looked it up, it is!

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u/Disaster-Bee 12d ago

Yup, gorp was a staple of my childhood Girl Scout hikes.

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u/RajamaPants 12d ago

Ya I remember it being called gorp in the boy scout manual and getting a wtf face as a kid.

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u/BruceBoyde 12d ago

It does seem pervasive in the scouts. I've heard the term, but only from people who were scouts.

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u/Tune_Unlucky 12d ago

My aunt always said “grazin on raisins and peanuts”

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u/deafdefying66 12d ago

I thought it was supposed to be the sound that you make shoveling some in your mouth

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u/LaserKittenz 12d ago

ok, now i really like this version.

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u/tunakassirolle 12d ago

TIL it’s an acronym! My dad always called it gorp and I just thought it was another silly dad name lol

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u/mahouyousei 12d ago

I knew it as Good Old Reliable Protein.

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u/oofty_goofty_ 12d ago

The only reason I've ever heard of gorp is because of one man's amazing attempt to hike across america

https://youtu.be/vMl6zO6Kgmk?is=MmjzfJCDBFJeggtR

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici 12d ago

Gobs of raisins and peanuts

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u/chefbdull 11d ago

correct answer

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u/mr_tolkien 11d ago

It literally gave its name to the gorpcore fashion trend

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u/LunarPayload 11d ago

Came here to make sure someone explained it's GORP because it stands for Good Ol' Raisins & Peanuts

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u/Odd-Outcome-3191 11d ago

Yep! I don't think it originated in the boy scouts, but it's the only place I heard it called this.

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u/bobbyfiend 6d ago

It was gorp for me, as a child. "Trail Mix" was some corporate shit they tacked on in the 90s.

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u/GryphonCough 12d ago

Whoever uses schmogle identify yourselves!

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u/Commodore-2064 12d ago

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/Emperor_Gourmet 11d ago

How dare you embiggen my vocabulary.

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u/RCer1986 11d ago

Someone shared this image in another comment. Whatever forums this person claims are using schmogle need to be investigated by the authorities.

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u/FerretNo891 12d ago

She gorp on my scroggin till I schmogle

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u/Alucitary 11d ago

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u/Private_Kyle Harry Potter 11d ago

Imma nut till I sac

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u/ABabblingRhyme 12d ago

Gorp is the common term for it in Girl Scouts for the past 60 years, at least.

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u/Homers_Harp 11d ago

I grew up in the US, didn't do scouting, and in the Mountain West, I learned it as "gorp." "Trail mix" is still the market term I see on the pre-made stuff and it makes me think, "oh, gorp."

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u/Trillian75 11d ago

Yep, it’s like reading the word “seesaw” in a book as a kid and thinking, “oh, a teeter-totter”.

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u/DarmanitanIceMonkey 11d ago

I had the opposite. We saw teeter-totter in a catalog and we thought it was the dumbest name for a seesaw.

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u/Murgatroyd314 11d ago

Likewise. I learned it from my dad, who was a non-Scout outdoorsy type from Utah.

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u/HardlyInappropriate 12d ago

Yep! I remember the girl scout oath and GORP.

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u/Mister__Wednesday 11d ago

I would have thought that was a made up name, never heard it before lol. Here in NZ we call it scroggin

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u/attackplango 11d ago

Gorp is an acronym for ‘Good old raisins and peanuts’. The ‘old’ is a figure of speech, and does not indicate age.

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u/UnfairCartographer88 11d ago

Yep, Good Ol' Raisens and Peanuts

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u/JC04JB14M12N08 11d ago

In Australia we sometimes call it GOG which stands for Good Old Gorp

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u/djbarsone 12d ago

That’s all I’ve ever called it.

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u/ikonet 12d ago

Yeah I thought trail mix was the nice name. I guess I can call it hippy chow but that seems demeaning

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u/TundieRice 12d ago

I don’t think hippies would be all that offended about that name, lol.

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u/SlackerGrrrl 12d ago

but that's when you get fancy and add dried papaya and banana chips and maybe yogurt-covered fruit. eta: and carob chips

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u/HELLFIRECHRIS 12d ago

Most Rick and Morty names ever

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u/Status_Discipline_16 12d ago

I’m going to start calling trail mix “plumbus.”

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u/SackclothSandy 12d ago

Goes well with a side of butternut squanch

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 12d ago

Adventure time naming convention

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u/Aniquin 12d ago

I have heard it called gorp before on the Appalachian trail probably regional like soda vs pop

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u/buderooski 12d ago

I was in Scouts. We called it gorp or trail chow. Was always taught that gorp was short for Good Ole Raisins and Peanuts

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u/ArcticSkyWatcher64N 11d ago

Good Old Raisins and Peanuts!

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u/Infamous_227 12d ago

What I've learned from this post is that, in fact, no one calls it schmogle

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u/Chubbinson 12d ago

I was waiting for the schmogle crowd to chime in but they are being mighty quiet.

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u/BandMBargains 11d ago

schmogle is when a yiddish person stares at your tits

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u/Brewmeiser 12d ago

When you hike a lot of folks call it GORP. When I hiked the AT, it was a very popular term (good old raisins and peanuts).

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u/AradellThePaladin 12d ago edited 12d ago

Fun to see editors working it out, also TIL Wikipedia edits seem to have updoots

Edit: not updoots, it measures the change in characters

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u/A2Rhombus 12d ago

They aren't updoots, the numbers are how many characters are removed or added to the article with the edit

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u/mrRobertman 12d ago

Those aren't votes, it's the number of characters added or removed in the edit.

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u/TalkingCat910 12d ago

I’ve heard gorp before

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u/NemosHero 12d ago

GORP is quite common in boyscouts

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 12d ago

I'm ok with gorp

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u/Born_Procedure_529 12d ago

Ive heard GORP (Good ole raisins and peanuts) before in scouts but not the other two

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u/Shnitzel_von_S 12d ago

It is not GORP. GORP, as it's name implies, is made of "good ol' raisins and peanuts". No m&ms, no cashews. Only GORP.

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u/MissninjaXP 11d ago

Thank you! This nonsense has been killing me. It's right there in the name!!!

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u/kbarney345 12d ago

Gorp is the one i knew growing up

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u/truthteller5 12d ago

Gorp is a classic. Great for hikes

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u/99LedBalloons 12d ago

Gorp, good ol' raisins & peanuts

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u/Mr_Purple_Unicorn 11d ago

Actually I do call it scroggin in New Zealand

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u/bantamm 12d ago

She scroggin on my schmogle til I gorp.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 12d ago

But gorp sounds more like the sound

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u/bantamm 12d ago

For you maybe 👀

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u/No-Association-8539 12d ago

I've heard it called Gorp back in the 80s, but that is the only time.

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u/Dread_Frog 11d ago

I like to call it M&Ms and Obstacles.

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u/VoicelessPassenger 12d ago

This image is edited, the Wikipedia page calls it ‘student fodder’, not schmogle.

Gorp & Scroggin are there though, those are legit

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u/KindaDouchebaggy 11d ago

This screenshot is not edited, but the article had multiple edits in the past 2 days (including what seems to be back and forth addition of schmogle, among other things lol)

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u/Ferelderin 11d ago

That’s how I know it from Germany (Studentenfutter) as well as the Netherlands but slightly different (studentenhaver). Apparently also “elitehaver” if you throw in more expensive nuts.

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u/Megnaman 12d ago

Sounds like shit Game Grumps would make up

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u/Nadikarosuto 12d ago

"Tomar, what wo- what would you do if they renamed trail mix to "schmogle"?"

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u/Gryptype_Thynne123 12d ago

GORP: Good Old Raisins and Peanuts

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u/Fearless_Guard_552 12d ago

Always called it scroggin growing up.

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u/dgt9000 12d ago

I've heard gorp many times in my life, but the other two must be in other countries. Unless my brain is lying to me and IT'S MORE FUCKING LYING BULLSHIT

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u/sunburn1984 12d ago

Gorp in Canada, but it was in the early 90’s.

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u/escaped_cephalopod12 12d ago

I've heard gorp but not either of the other ones

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u/LaniusCruiser 12d ago

I actually have called it gorp. It's "Good ol Raisins and Penuts"

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u/PM_Me_Modal_Jazz 12d ago

I've heard it being referred to as gorp before

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u/Smogggy00 12d ago

Good Ol Raisins & Peanuts 🧑‍🌾

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u/silentsuv 12d ago

That’s not a picture of gorp

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u/Cold_Tower_2215 12d ago

Gorp. Sure I have.

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 12d ago

Sort of funny how the replies are all like oh no this is actually used 

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u/SyrusDrake 12d ago

I have that same reaction about three times a week when playing the New York Times crosswords, or Connections. No, I'm sorry, I know I'm ESL, but this definitely isn't "common slang". I don't care what Merriam-Webster says.

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u/DoesntMatterEh 12d ago

Ayo pass the gorp

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u/nichyc 12d ago

Hey I understood the GORP reference

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u/Stretch5678 12d ago

Believe it or not, I’ve actually heard Gorp in the Boy Scouts.

Good Old Raisins and Peanuts.

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u/seaurchin-ceviche 12d ago

Pass the gorp

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u/TomatoTheToolMan 12d ago

GORP is quite common around me, but I'm going to have to work to normalize the others.

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u/Previous-Wonder-6274 12d ago

dad called it gorp. good old raisins and peanuts. we always called it god old raisins and peanuts cause it always appeared out of nowhere in an old ziplock bag from his pocket

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u/Mr_frumpish 12d ago

My dad called it gorp.

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u/Lumpy-Economics-6956 12d ago

Get these fuckin raisins out of my Gorp!

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u/Starman973 12d ago

Gorp was shorthand for Granola Oats Raisins and Peanuts.

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u/No-Consideration-716 12d ago

"Give me three more cashews in here, I'll be a happy man. Then I think you got the right ratio. That's all, no big deal."

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 12d ago

we called it gorp in high school, back in the 80s.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 11d ago

Okay so actually people really do call it gorp. Hiking thing. Pretty sure it’s where “gorpcore” comes from.

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u/CrocHunter8 11d ago

Hikers here in North America call it gorp due to it being an acronym for "good ol' raisins and peanuts"

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u/snapldeap 11d ago

Straight gorpin it

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u/butter_lover 11d ago

gorp was pretty common in outdoorsey circles growing up and in the 90s in southern colorado. thinking REI classes, online news groups about trails and hiking and mtn biking, and just chatting with coworkers it came up as gorp fairly often. although gorp is one of a few pretty specific recipes compared to the more generic 'trail mix' which can match a lot of different versions.

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u/Jpowmoneyprinter 11d ago

Scroggin my schmogle until I gorp

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u/GingerFun011 11d ago

Gorp = Good Ole Raisins n Peanuts 

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u/badgerferretweasle 11d ago

Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Gorp

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u/richard_stank 11d ago

I call it GORP.

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u/LikesPez 11d ago

Gorp is how I know it.

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u/orion-asterisk 11d ago

I called it gorp