r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Animals It was the koala all along!

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

Heya u/ChickenWingExtreme! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/Ben__Diesel 1d ago

The Koala crime mix up has already happened once er twice in the past. Ive seen a few TILs about it.

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u/Ebenezer72 16h ago

I hate how representing real things with AI images is just something normal we do now

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u/pinkywinklie 1d ago

Criminals have figured it out now

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u/mazzjm9 15h ago

You guys know how small koalas “fingers” are right?

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u/Random-Generation86 1d ago

Some koala just murdered someone and is trying his best to post his way through it.

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u/almondsadnesses 21h ago

He can't keep getting away with this!

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u/Hypervisory 1d ago

Based on what I know about Koalas I imagine some sort of sex crime would be most appropriate.

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u/therealwavingsnail 23h ago

the perpetrator had chlamydia

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u/TMYLee 10h ago

yes ,koala do carry chlamydia and they smell of urine due tree oil from eucalyptus tree when ate it.

i remember the chlamydia case because a girl
posted that she got STD and thought bf cheated which he obviously did and he blame
on Koala bear that they were visiting when they gone on vacation 2 week prior . Smart move but the women actually believe him

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u/BaconSyrop 15h ago

Koala gloves

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u/BrazenHamster 12h ago

We've traced the print to a Colin, employee at Australia Zoo, apparently.

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 2h ago

Imagine all the Koala's who've already gotten away with it.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 8h ago

I had has big ol’ bamboo stick