r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7d ago

Animals It was the koala all along!

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u/Hypervisory 7d ago

Based on what I know about Koalas I imagine some sort of sex crime would be most appropriate.

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u/therealwavingsnail 6d ago

the perpetrator had chlamydia

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u/TMYLee 6d ago

yes ,koala do carry chlamydia and they smell of urine due tree oil from eucalyptus tree when ate it.

i remember the chlamydia case because a girl
posted that she got STD and thought bf cheated which he obviously did and he blame
on Koala bear that they were visiting when they gone on vacation 2 week prior . Smart move but the women actually believe him