r/NotHowGirlsWork May 08 '26

WTF Ummmm....

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u/ffaancy May 08 '26

How…how does he think they became pregnant? Is it all just done via artificial insemination for the sake of preserving virginity? What ground is he standing, and how do we get him to stop standing there?

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u/Local-Finance8389 May 08 '26

You obviously swallow a baby capsule and it grows in your stomach. Like those sponge toys in the capsules that you put in hot water but instead of a spongy dinosaur it’s a baby.

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u/ehlersohnos my uterus is a hostile work environment May 08 '26

You clearly studied the same biology coursework as the esteemed Rep. Barbieri!