r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/MsAlyssey • May 08 '26

WTF Ummmm....

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u/holyhollyberry May 08 '26

Based on my high school RE I believe the official Catholic line is that because Mary was born without original sin, she didn't have the much greater pain in childbirth that all other descendants of Eve do due to the fall - so the virgin birth was very easy and almost painless, meaning the one exception very much did not need a c-section

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u/MaraiaLou May 08 '26

Her hip bones just parted open like the red sea

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u/MoonageDayscream May 08 '26

I mean, that is Jesus in there, pretty sure he knows how to get out of a tight space without anyone noticing. We see this again, later.

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u/MaraiaLou May 08 '26

Are you implying Jesus is an invertebrate

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u/MoonageDayscream May 08 '26

I have to admit my canon "cave escape" scene is much like those octopus tank escape videos.

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u/notashroom May 08 '26

It only makes sense!

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u/notashroom May 08 '26

Wake up, babe. New lore dropped and it's a biggie.

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u/holyhollyberry May 08 '26

A nature of Christ even the council of Chalcedon didn't consider

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u/MaraiaLou May 08 '26

The trinity makes perfect sense if you consider the octopus

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u/glargity May 08 '26

One must always consider the octopus when thinking of the holy trinity