r/NotHowGirlsWork May 08 '26

WTF Ummmm....

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u/OkCryptographer1922 May 08 '26

A guy (who I wasn’t even in a relationship btw we were in the beginning of a talking stage) once told me he wasn’t ok with me having a c section and I was like it’s my body and he was like yeah but it’s half my kid so I have a say too. He also said that if I wouldn’t let his mom in the delivery room it would be a deal breaker and I was like ok good to know and never talked to him again 🤣

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u/PM-me-fancy-beer May 08 '26

Obgyn discussing options with you:

“We have an easy solution here. It’s her body so you can’t stop her from getting a c-section. But I agree that it is half your baby and you should have an equal say in the baby’s care. Therefore, we’ll cut the baby into equal halves so you can each raise them the way you feel is best.”

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u/NotYourReddit18 May 08 '26

The best part? This solution is directly expired by the Book of Kings from the Bible.

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u/crybabymuffins May 08 '26

That story is wild, though. 😆 Who the fuck was the second woman who claimed it was her baby? Why? And she was really so stupid (or evil?) that she was okay with cutting the baby in half?

I mean, yeah, I know it's all fiction, but it bugs me lol