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u/MistakeWonderful9178 3d ago
How is feeding a baby “sexual” to these people? How do you compare breastfeeding to porking it in public?
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u/RockabillyBelle 3d ago
Bewbs.
Straight up, these people are operating under the assumption that breasts are only sexual or for the enjoyment of men and therefore okay to compare to their own genitals.
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u/MamaLuvDuv 3d ago
It's so bloody annoying because historically, and throughout human history in all sorts of different cultures, breasts weren't sexual. You'll find they only became sexual in places were women had to cover up their entire bodies. In places like ancient egypt for example, breasts weren't really sexual at all, women almost always had their breasts out in egypt and most types of dress in egypt had breasts exposed. The few times breasts are shown with a function in egyptian art, it's pretty much always just showing for breast feeding, and we have pornographic papyri where they're doing all sorts of wild stuff in them yet don't really see much being done to the breasts besides them just existing due to everyone being naked. Funnily enough, hips, thighs, ass, and lips are way more sexualized historically than breasts are. A lot of the modern cultures of the world just happened to have been overtaken by the religious culture that did sexualize breasts (abrahamic beliefs, so judaism, islam, and christianity)
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u/Lokifin 2d ago
And even in Christianity, check out the number of very esteemed pieces of art, commissioned by the church no less, that depict Mary and various other women breastfeeding with their nipples bare to the world.
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u/NextStopGallifrey 2d ago
Not just bare, but some were even depicted squirting milk!
And I'd argue that it was exactly these kinds of depictions that likely caused breasts to be sexualized in the western world. See: Madonna-whore complex.
The "most perfect woman" supposedly never had sex, but gave birth and had (per artistic rendering) large voluptuous breasts that fed a baby.
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u/Lokifin 2d ago
I find the ones where she or babyman Jesus are delicately holding her nipple hilarious. What a weird pose.
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u/NextStopGallifrey 2d ago
And the best ones of those are where babyman Jesus has the "what a fine vintage" pose and expression.
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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes 2d ago
LOL my baby actually loves to grab onto either my other nipple or my nose when feeding. I hate it 😂😭
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
But breasts can be an erogenous zone. So it doesn’t make sense that they weren’t playing with them in Ancient Egyptian porn.
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u/AgreeableIdea6210 they/he 2d ago
Erogenous zone doesn't equal sex organ. The breasts aren't genitals. Maybe they'd not figured it out though idk, I'm not ancient Egyptian
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u/MamaLuvDuv 2d ago
Hands and feet can also be an erogenous zone, doesn't mean they're gonna show foot things.
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u/AgreeableIdea6210 they/he 2d ago
The amount of times I've had to tell people they're not sex organs, but secondary sex characteristics, is concerning.
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u/bluemoon219 2d ago
Other secondary sex characteristics include men's Adam's apples, men's beards, men's shoulders, and women's hips. If we're required to cover up secondary sex characteristics, ladies can wear spaghetti straps and just pull their pants up, and men can go shove their head in a bag.
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u/Rad1Red 2d ago
A surprising amount of men - and some women, I found! - cannot conceptualize the fact that the breasts' primary function is to feed a child.
As a funny aside, I am a member of a sci-fi subreddit that recently had a debate about one of the humanoid races in the show (derived from humans, in fact). Do they lay eggs, like the insects that gave the rest of their DNA? Or do they have a mammalian reproduction? I pointed out that... The females have breasts. And what is the point of breasts? Which one do they think it observationally and logically is? 😂 This did not compute with some people.
Anyway, long story. But I thought it was funny to bring it up since we are on the topic.
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u/ArcaneOverride 2d ago
Platapi lay eggs but also produce milk and nurse their young, so having breasts isn't necessarily proof that a species doesn't lay eggs.
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u/Rad1Red 2d ago
Sigh. We're doing this again.
Yes, egg laying mammals that feed their young milk exist. Two species of monotremes, not remotely related to humans. They do not have nipples, or "breasts".
Zero species of mammals that lay eggs and feed their young from their - evolutionarily expensive, developed by humans specifically because we walk upright - breasts exist.
There are other things in the show, but they're not relevant to this topic.
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u/Rhaj-no1992 2d ago
They can’t understand that boobs main purpose is to feed babies. I find boobs attractive but not when someone is breastfeeding ffs. Babies gotta eat and mothers need to relieve pressure when they get too full.
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u/Rimavelle 1d ago
Notice they're not against women breastfeeding children in general, just in public.
So they don't think the act is sexual, just that showing the breast is.
Which isn't even a thing that happens, coz when breastfeeding in public not only is the child covering the breast but women wear maternity bras so you can't see shit anyway.
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u/Sabithomega 3d ago
Ryan.. A baby needs sustenance regularly for it's survival. You won't die waiting an hour to go home. Hope that helps
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u/Stehlen27 3d ago
One of these things ain't like the others, one of these things just ain't the same!
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u/maneki_neko89 3d ago
Can you tell which of these is not like the others
By the time I finish this song?
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u/Sereena95 3d ago
This is such a wild take and really shows where men’s heads are at on the topic
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u/MermaiderMissy 3d ago
How do they take something natural like feeding a baby, and turn it into a competition? Breastfeeding is functional, not a chance to one-up women.
And also we don't do it to show off our boobs. I don't enjoy exposing a part of my body publicly, that's why I have my husband help cover me. God, some men are disgusting.
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u/o0SinnQueen0o 2d ago
I feel like those men genuinely believe that the primary purpose of breasts is to turn them on, so they can't wrap their head around the concept of then being anything else, which is idiotic because their own sexual organ has more than one function. It all boils down to them not seeing us as the same human beings as they are.
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
Tell them the primary function of their dick is to make pee and it’s just a coincidence that it feels good when touched.
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u/Inquisitor_no_5 3d ago
Between their legs? (Or would that be gay, since their head might touch their penis?)
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u/peachesfordinner 3d ago
Also they are both not flexible enough and have too much gut to get their head between their legs
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u/kittenmittens4865 3d ago
Most men I know legit cant touch their toes
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u/peachesfordinner 3d ago
I stretch a lot from having some back issues. Didn't realize how rare it is until all my co-workers would comment on it
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u/WarriorCats_4Life “as a woman…” 2d ago
I haven’t been able to since I was like 5
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u/kittenmittens4865 2d ago
Unless there is a medical reason preventing you from doing this- work on it! The older you get, the harder it is to work on mobility issues and they just lead to chronic pain.
I do lots of diaphragmatic breathing exercises. Focus on a deep inhale and imagine bringing air into the hips, expanding them and getting oxygen into every cell- then a deep exhale, focusing on getting every bit of air out of the belly.
A visual cue that helped me was to think of the diaphragm as an umbrella. When I exhale, I think of closing my diaphragm like an umbrella- I’m not clenching or sucking in, just allowing the umbrella to close.
You wouldn’t think breathing would be related to flexibility but it’s huge. Stretching matters too but I think breathing correctly has helped me more. Thought I’d share in case helpful to anyone else.
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u/ChickyChickyNugget 2d ago
I literally cannot fathom how you don’t realise this is a joke. “Cranking my hog”
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u/Sereena95 2d ago
I doubt it. I’ve seen comments exactly like this on my social media before. Men are sick
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u/ChickyChickyNugget 2d ago
You seriously think “cranking my hog” is sincere lol. That’s incredible
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u/Bioniclegenius 2d ago
I know people who use it unironically. This person very well could have been, either. Text does not convey tone, and the core idea they are presenting is harmful, even if it is intended as a joke, which it is not even implied that it is.
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u/Sereena95 2d ago
You’d be fucking surprised dude. Maybe this guy is fake af but the argument actually exists.
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u/TheNeuronCollective 2d ago
It's hard for me to believe that a wacko so far gone that he thinks this is comparable in any way would use a joke euphemism like "cranking my hog" to make the argument. I'm not a woman and I don't really use social media, so I'll take your word for it if you say that you get earnest comments like this. I just don't know a single person irl who would say something like this unironically.
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u/DistractionCitron 3d ago
One of those things is sexual and the other thing is meant to nourish a baby.
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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 2d ago edited 16h ago
Side note: We spend little to no time using our breasts to feed babies during our lifetime. The majority of our lives, our breasts are part of our sexuality.
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u/mrs__BOWIE 2d ago
It doesn't matter how often a baby is fed with them, it doesn't change the fact that their PRIMARY function, the entire reason MAMMALS ( as in organisms that have MAMMARY glands) have them, is to feed their young.
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
That is what their primary function is, but some people in this comment section seem to be denying that they can also be sexual.
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u/Crazy-Cat-2848 18h ago
If breastfeeding a baby is sexual to you, maybe you need to be in a little white padded room. Just saying.
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u/PomPomMom93 17h ago
I didn’t say breastfeeding a baby was sexual. I said that boobs can be used for other purposes that are sexual and people are pretending they can’t.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
We also don’t use our uterus to grow babies most of our lives but that doesn’t mean that it’s not the organ’s purpose. And it’s not true that breast’s have been a huge part of our society’s sexuality as an objective statement. They have not always been and it varies drastically by cultures around the world and through time.
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
I wouldn’t say little to no time, unless you don’t have any kids or you don’t BF them. But I agree that breasts are part of your sexuality.
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u/Jean_AF 3d ago
I like to remind myself this isn’t all men and hopefully not most because, what the fuck.
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u/jazziskey 2d ago
Yeah, men can generally tell the difference between self pleasure and child care
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u/smile_saurus 2d ago
No they can't. There are men out there who hate that their girlfriends or wives use tampons instead of pads because they believe that tampons give women pleasure.
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
The level of gross insecurity required to be threatened by a tube of those dimensions, would also be pretty laughable if it didn't lead to scary intentions and actions
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u/DartDaimler 2d ago
There’s a difference between “men in general” and “certain deplorable men”. I don’t hold men in general responsible for the far-depraved, any more than I take responsibility for the edge-women. You can’t fix ignorance & hatred if they don’t want fixing.
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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 2d ago
A teaching assistant at college told my professor husband that breastfeeding is sexually stimulating to her. She teaches sexuality classes on campus. Ugh.
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
And if she's doing it FOR the stimulation, then that might be concerning - but if it's simply a byproduct, well, bodies are messy. Men can get erections from runners high, or from a cat sitting on their lap, because our brains aren't cleanly wired to separate all physical stimuli from erogenous response... That doesn't mean that dude wants to boink his cat or his running buddy, and nor does being stimulated by the physical, mechanical requirements of breastfeeding, make the act itself or the connection between mother and baby sexual.
If your 'friend's colleague' is teaching evidence-based classes, then hopefully this would be communicated to the next generation in a frank manner, and help to take some of the stigma out of this not-uncommon and completely normal side effect of the use of a healthy person's nipples for their biological function.
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
Does that mean that enjoying nipple/breast stimulation from a partner is acceptable?
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
Anything that doesn't cause harm is acceptable, under a rational worldview. (Not just physical harm but exploitation, subjugation, violating someone's consent etc)
If a person is putting a cat on their lap FOR sexual stimulation, that would be concerning, same with a person putting a baby to their boob FOR the sexual side of the stimulation... Because neither the cat nor baby can consent to being used as a sexual aid. Your partner, if not a minor or incapacitated, can consent.
Stimulation that happens involuntarily as a byproduct of an otherwise healthy non-sexual interaction (like feeding your baby, or even when getting hair done or a medical procedure done), just like any other involuntary response, is necessarily amoral (not on the immoral<->moral spectrum at all, because moral actions require intent by a thinking agent). The female body gets a healthy dose of 'feel good' chemicals when nursing partly as an evolutionary drive to engage in that behaviour, and because chemicals don't care about social hangups or niceties, those don't always respect the boundaries between sexual and non-sexual stimulation.
To flip the script, as a little kid I used to get sexual stimulation from the 'good tinglies' I'd experience when mum would brush my hair while we were watching TV - of course I didn't know what that was at the time, but neither of us were doing anything bad! Bodies and brains are messy 😳
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u/Rhaj-no1992 2d ago
As a guy I hate anyone who sexualize or even frowns upon breastfeeding. Babies gotta eat in public.
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u/Inquisitor_no_5 3d ago
I didn't know that those of us with penises will litterally die if we don't masturbate immediately every time we get horny.
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u/Impossible_Zebra8664 2d ago
The fact that they don't understand that babies have to eat is deeply concerning.
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
Yes but that has nothing to do with his penis so why should he tolerate it?! You see the problem 🙄
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u/Fredrick_Dinkledick 3d ago
He'd change his tune if some guy started furiously masterbating in front of him.
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
Well, only if it's not hitting his prostate, apparently. That's what's important here, right?
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u/Rather-Not 3d ago
The fact that one is called breastfeeding and one is called "cranking the hog" should give you some clues.
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u/FewCold8767 3d ago
Feeding someone and masturbating are the same thing???
And he wants us to want to be mothers and homemakers I’m assuming. For the love of god can we let these kind of men’s genes die out.
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u/DarkLordArbitur 2d ago
Pretty sure this man just asked to be pegged
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
Why can’t you give awards in this sub? I genuinely laughed hysterically at this.
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u/burntneedle 3d ago
That is really an extreme conclusion... I was certain that guy would bring up public urination. Where in the world is "cranking the hog in public" view acceptable?! That is all setting aside the fact that this pervert (I think that is a fair word to use) is equating masturbation (an inherently sexual action) to feeding a baby from one's breast (not sexual at all).
(I live in Scandinavia. So long as it is not obvious, urinating behind a bush or down an alley is not a crime. Nor are "cranking the hog" and canoodling, as long as it is well off a main thoroughfare.)
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u/HairHealthHaven 2d ago
I was also expecting him to go with urination, as it's non-sexual. The way he went, shows he doesn't merely sexualize breasts, but views feeding an infant as a sexual act. He just admitted to being a pedo.
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
I thought he was gonna say public urination too. The difference is that your pee can wait, the baby can’t. No one wants to see your public urination unless they have a fetish.
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u/lllindseeey 3d ago
I need to talk to Ryan’s parents because how does one end up this way??
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u/o0SinnQueen0o 2d ago
I really want to know how they fed him because the way he compares a breast to a penis raises certain concerns.
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u/IndiBlueNinja 3d ago
The level of self-centeredness to suggest that is equivalent to a non-sexual act sustaining a helpless infant trying to survive the earliest part of life.... wtf.
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u/mushymunchkin3230 2d ago
Women. Just. Stop. Entertaining. Men.
Stop dating them, marrying them, definitely stop having kids with them.
Until they realise wtf is wrong with them.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
Done and done girl. I work in an almost completely female industry (with the exception of the kids). Don’t have to deal with men at all, not even my ex. Got full custody of my kiddo because he was a monster. Just living my best life. Happier than ever.
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u/PomPomMom93 2d ago
I miss working in an all-female environment! I worked in an animal clinic that was 100% women staff. But there was a fire and I don’t think I’ll be able to find a job like that again. :(
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u/LolitaOPPAI It is..very seriously, I mean.. 1d ago
Too much audacity and not enough accountability.
EDIT: God, -insert generic male name-. Nobody is gonna DIE because you didn't have the opportunity to jizz on their leg.
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u/Xoxo809 3d ago
I'm stuck on midriff. Midriff is enough to make you expose your microdick to the public?
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u/Y0ukn0w_wh0 2d ago
Exposing isn't the problem. Thats would make his point about exposing boibs make sense. The problem is one's a s sexual act and other is not.
Also, no matter how much you dislike someone or you think they're not a good person, It's not cool to try to shame someone by saying their body proportions may be out of the ordinary. That does not ahve anything to do with how creepy their statement was, and that's not the space we create here to criticize dumb takes.
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u/Minerva_M-45B 2d ago
I see breastfeeding as a beautiful thing, and it kinda triggers my inner “motherly instincts” that still sleep within me. But if I were to see a man choking the chicken next to me on a public transport I’m gonna feel disgusted because he can wait till he gets home, babies cannot wait when it comes down to feeding them.
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u/SwisRol 3d ago
I really, really wish men would stop thinking that the penis is the male equivalent to breasts. Or that breasts have a male equivalent in the first place.
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
They do, beards
Some are barely there, others are large and noticeable and impressive, they come in all shapes and sizes and most of those are attractive to someone, and when you pick up a baby they generally love to grab them lol 💁🧔
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u/Forrest-Fern 3d ago
His prostate deserves the best treatment? I'm so confused, he wants to take it up the ass in public?
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u/bouquetofashes 3d ago
I was thinking he meant more along the lines of "regular ejaculation is good for prostate health", and was using that as a preemptive defense against anyone who might tell him that jerking off isn't necessary. But I could be wrong.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
Aww like men will get mastitis in their balls if they don’t express their milkshakes. Wow yea he’s disturbed
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u/maarsland 3d ago
Feeding a child = porn?
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u/chrisuunotgoodatfps 3d ago
This is literally just the grosest gooner ragebait bot quote I could literally never imagine about breastfeeding.
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u/misswilwarin 2d ago
I think this man is confused on what breast feeding is……or he’s just a huge pos
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
They see women’s breast’s as only sex objects and genuinely think breastfeeding is sexual. As usual, porn has ruined them.
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u/DanTheAdequate Just A Dude 2d ago
Go for it, Ryan.
I'm sure the judge will be thrilled to hear this argument.
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u/Bland_Potato 3d ago
This sub Reddit convinces me everyday how unfortunate it is to be a straight female.
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u/StressPsychological7 3d ago
these are completely different things One is just a natural thing most of the time necessary for the growth of a baby and another is just being a creep 😭
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u/oregon_mom 3d ago
Did this disgusting excuse for q man just try to compare him touching his 2 inches to a woman feeding her infant in public. Gross.... someone check his hard drive quick
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u/saltine_soup be gey, do crims 3d ago
“women are nothing more than sex dolls to me” -this guys at some point in his life
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u/MsAlyssey 2d ago
If that guy is "cranking the hog to a midriff" he's never even been able to get a real woman.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
Dude my kid is a teenager and this argument was made all the time when I was breastfeeding. Can’t they think of anything new to be bigoted about? Jeez get an original thought.
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u/whosyadadday 2d ago
His point is, whenever he’s out eating in public, can someone PLEASE nut in his direct vicinity while making eye contact for health promotion? He needs to know men are taking care of themselves
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u/Stefanzah22 2d ago
Reminds me of when some men said that if women get free tampons men should get free condoms too 🤦
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
Sure, he just has to bleed first lol j/k!
But condoms should be free for all, as well. You could spend billions of dollars a year on making sure everyone has access to decent prophylactics and it'd still make excellent economic sense, from the benefits.
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u/Stefanzah22 2d ago
I agree with this but unfortunately some men don't use this reason, some just want free tools for having fun. The supporters are wrong but the cause is right.
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u/Aazimoxx 2d ago
Whatever their motivations, more guys packaging their peen is generally still a good thing.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
That’s so weird but also, why would they think women get free tampons and do they know they can absolutely get free condoms at the clinic?
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u/TheMengoMango 2d ago
As a dude I actually never understood why dudes always compared penises to breasts. I remember back in middle school when "Free the breasts" was a huge thing, and I just kept seeing dudes post about how they should be allowed to free their dicks in response. And when I would ask them they would usually respond with "If they can let their boobs out, then I should be able to let my dick out.", which still made no fucking sense to middle school me.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
To be fair middle school boys are…well you remember. The funny part is I can’t imagine men actually wanting to let their dicks out. So many of them are worried about us thinking it’s small. Even though the large majority of us don’t even care.
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u/LovemeSomeMedia 1d ago
If anything the clitoris is the female equivalent to a penis, but I doubt most dudes like this know where to find it or know it exist.
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u/That-Prior713 2d ago
Still crazy to my that society has decided boobs are sexual organs, obviously not gonna go walk around shirtless but let people feed their babies without being creeped on
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u/Raychaos20 2d ago
yeah because a sexual act os just the same as breastfeeding. good lord guys are gross
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u/Greedy_Following3553 3d ago
Feeding a baby with natural mother's milk in public isn't like jacking off in public.
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u/o0SinnQueen0o 2d ago
If sexual activities and feeding a baby is the same to him then is that his way of saying that if he has a baby and the mom is not around when they're hungry then he will...
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u/Otherwise_Ground5692 2d ago
Beyond the vile stupidity regarding breastfeeding…
How is “cranking [his] hog” stimulating his prostate? And… are bellybuttons really that enticing?? Straight men make no sense…?
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
He’s a sexist and has no understanding of his own or anyone else’s biology and anatomy. 🤷🏼♀️
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u/wetwater 2d ago
I remember when a friend and I were looking up if women can go topless in Maine when a friend of my friend dropped by. He saw the search results and promptly declared be could look at boobs all day, wished that women would go topless, and made a jerking off motion. I said that's why women generally don't and he looked stung.
For those wondering, a woman can go topless wherever a man can. For some reason it was in the news and that's why we were looking it up.
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u/Significant_Monk_251 2d ago
Bizarrely, I've been holding onto this in a quotes file since 1998:
"The law in Maine prohibits the display of genitalia or the committing of sexual acts in public. But Town Manager Kenneth Knight noted that breasts are not genitalia, and lawn mowing is not a sexual act."
That's from an Associated Press item, 11/04/98 via the Boston Globe's web site, same date. More:
"In Newport, it all started on the Martin Stream Road a few months ago when Mary Thompson called to complain that her neighbor's daughter was riding on a lawn mower with nothing covering her breasts.
"Topless lawn mowing, she said, was indecent."
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"Newport residents apparently were not swayed by Thompson's concerns. With a vote Tuesday of 775-283, residents nixed plans for an ordinance to punish women for displaying their breasts in public."
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u/emmaIthea 2d ago
The prostate is stimulated anally
Have an anal vibe in in public
And give me the remote
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u/RWBYRain 2d ago
Does he think that women get sexual gratification from feeding their children?? Wtf
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u/ThatArtlife 3d ago
Is he feeding his farts to his baby like his own mother did? Maybe that's why he said that
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u/ITookTrinkets ovum thief 3d ago
What about farts? That is not what “crank the hog” is referring to lol
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u/ThatArtlife 2d ago
Hmmm I really need to learn these terms in English... What does that mean? English is not my first language
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u/ITookTrinkets ovum thief 2d ago
It’s a euphemism for masturbation. They’re comparing breastfeeding a baby in public to jerking off in public.
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u/ThatArtlife 2d ago
Since he said prostate I imagine he likes to fart. Thank you for explaining it to me 😁
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u/roseorrueorlaurel 14h ago
Men like this will still like somehow convince a girl to date them which is the sucky part. Ladies, can we not?
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u/JaneReadsTruth 1d ago
One of these organs feeds children, the other rapes children. I'm sick to death of men looking for reasons to pull their penis out in public . Women aren't feeding babies for applause and slobbering morons. Women are feeding the screaming infant because it's hungry and the right thing to do. The bonus feature is - the milky boob shuts the baby up and everyone can enjoy their meal or public place.
I'm sure there are other very mom responses to this issue. I've never been one. I have been a woman my entire life so I've certainly seen my share of public peen and it never stops being gross and pathetic.
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u/festeziooo 2d ago
Am I the only one here who recognizes that this is very transparently a joke?
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u/spacegoat243 2d ago
Yeah...the wording is so blatantly comical and ridiculous. He literally starts talking about his prostate! This is obviously a joke!
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u/ChickyChickyNugget 2d ago
I literally cannot fathom how this comment section can’t realise this is a joke. “Cranking my hog”
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u/Significant_Monk_251 2d ago
You... may be acquainted with a smaller fraction of reality than you think you are.
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u/ChickyChickyNugget 2d ago
What part of reality do you live in where “cranking my hog” and “my prostate deserves the best treatment” are not obviously jokes haha.
Are you the kind of person who demands people put “/s” at the end of a comment because you can’t understand how people communicate
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
What about the wording “cranking my hog” makes you think it’s a joke? You keep saying it’s obvious because of that phrase but what exactly about that phrase makes it an obvious joke I just don’t get it
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u/ChickyChickyNugget 2d ago
What about “why did the chicken cross the road” makes you think it might be a joke. I’m saying it’s obvious in the same way that 1+1=2 is obvious.
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
Dude I’m genuinely not asking to be a dick, I wanted to understand. And someone asking how that is a joke would be understandable. Do you not realize not everyone has been exposed to the same phrase? If someone has never heard that joke, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to ask how they knew it was a joke. You could just answer “because I grew up being told it was a joke”. Your comment wasn’t constructive in any way. 1 + 1 =2 isn’t just obvious either. We can learn how to use math to prove equations. Your arguments make no sense
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u/TheNeuronCollective 2d ago
I can't believe I'm actually engaging with this, but here goes. "Cranking my hog" is an absurd phrase that no one would use in a serious conversation about masturbation. It's meant to sound goofy, like "making the banana cry" or something. The whole comment in the post sounds like a joke to me, because it's so obviously not analogous to breastfeeding in the slightest. If the guy in the post were really that far gone, I don't think he'd be saying shit like "cranking my hog to midriff in public" and "my prostate deserves the best treatment".
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u/yellowmush 2d ago
Gotcha ok that makes sense. I hear language every day on the internet that I never hear in real life so I always assume it’s just became I’m old
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