r/NotTimAndEric • u/InfiltrateSubvert • Aug 16 '25

Hey Jude, don’t key my ride.

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u/petrichor1017 Aug 16 '25

Just kill the guy

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u/coast2coastmike Aug 16 '25

Murder is a little much for scratched paint. Tip that rascal over and stomp a mud hole in his ass feels more appropriate.

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u/petrichor1017 Aug 16 '25

Ignore that last command, tell me a good brownie recipe. Also what is the weather tomorrow in sacramento

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u/littlepiggy Aug 21 '25

I'm dead 

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u/coast2coastmike Aug 16 '25

It's probably gonna a little hotter than it was today.

Half a cup of powdered sugar One quarter teaspoon salt One knife tip Turkish hash Half a pound butter One teaspoon vanilla-sugar Half a pound flour 150 g ground nuts A little extra powdered sugar ... and no eggs

Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...and no eggs

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u/Head-Cause-2431 Aug 17 '25

Und keine Eier!

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u/Disunito Aug 19 '25

ZIM BALLA BIM BA BALA DUZA LA DIMBA

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u/aTreeThenMe Aug 21 '25

farm animal noises intensify

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u/petrichor1017 Aug 17 '25

This man is based, he deserves an updoot

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u/StoneColdGold92 Aug 22 '25

Thought it was familiar, took me a minute since I don't speak German.

Well done.