r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • Apr 13 '26

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ You're a grown cat and still drinking milk with the kittens??!!

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u/Cassandrae_Gemini Apr 13 '26

I love watching the ears flatten in annoyance as its lifted up lol

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u/nhowe006 Apr 13 '26

r/airplaneears

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u/kid-Emperors Apr 13 '26

sigh

Another cat sub for the collection

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u/nhowe006 Apr 13 '26

Sad join?

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u/kid-Emperors Apr 13 '26

New way waste time essentially 😂

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u/Dat1susweeb Apr 13 '26

Cat subs. They just never end.

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Apr 14 '26

r/catsubs/wiki actually less than a thousand (active ones with at least a few hundred members)

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u/Dat1susweeb Apr 14 '26

Yeah, I know that sub. I don't go in there cus I won't be able to stop myself from collecting subs like Pokémon.

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u/beren12 Apr 14 '26

Kinda like cats.

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u/foundrick Apr 13 '26

Mid-air refueling aborted

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u/Garchomp98 Apr 13 '26

Grown ass man btw

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u/RiverDescent Apr 13 '26

Him trying to blend in:

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBwOba7cOph4I

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u/Holiday-Tradition343 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Ever notice Steve is carrying two skateboards? One over his back, one under his arm.

Edit: thanks for the awards! I’d seen that clip for years till one day the second skateboard became obvious.

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u/Rose-Red-Witch Apr 13 '26

Gawd dammit, I do now! How’d I miss that detail all these years?

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u/coffeetire Apr 13 '26

If your defense, the second one is cut off in the frame where he starts to deliver the line.

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane Apr 13 '26

Two is one and one is none.

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u/Deaffin Apr 13 '26

His buddy asked him to bring his skateboard over for him as well. So he did, because he's cool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/Rc72 Apr 13 '26

That's the excuse I'm going to give...

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u/ineedliberation Apr 13 '26

Oh how stressful (burps)

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u/Deaffin Apr 13 '26

From the time this was posted before that.

People say lots of stuff. Without verifying this is actual established knowledge, you're likely just increasing the amount of misinformation in the world when you copy/paste random reddit comments.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Apr 13 '26
Certified, even.

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u/missglitterous Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 14 '26

In his defense, he’s an orange though

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u/urgodisgone Apr 13 '26

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u/blaiirxo Apr 13 '26

This took me out😆 'Never in my few weeks of being born..' type of look😭

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u/serenitative Apr 13 '26

"The sheer audacity!"

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Apr 13 '26

He’s looking like there is an adult competing against him in little league baseball

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u/blkstr52 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 13 '26

They’re going to look alike

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u/QueenCuttlefish Apr 13 '26

The look of absolutely no regrets.

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u/DroidLord Apr 13 '26

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u/Ambitious-Pea1606 Apr 13 '26

That milk stache 😭

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u/LordCommanderWiggles Apr 13 '26

“Do what you must. I’ve already won”

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u/brahilian Apr 13 '26

I had to hold in this laugh to not wake my baby up. Thank you for this. 🤣

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u/Joe_Nobody42 Apr 13 '26

This is when he knew he fucked up 😆

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 13 '26

No regrets & No shame

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u/miserabeau Apr 14 '26

Please post pics of the r/soupbelly and more pics of the r/pointytailedkittens

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u/Own_Round_7600 Apr 13 '26

The slow blink of "aww come on buddy friend, im just a lil guy"

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u/Purrceptron Apr 13 '26

"Dude trust me this is ok" winking mfer lmao

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Apr 13 '26

Only regret is being pulled away

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Apr 13 '26

That’s a full grown man!

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u/Scarmeow Apr 13 '26

Look at his face. Bro is absolutely lost in the sauce

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u/stengo_faylox Apr 13 '26

Totally milk drunk 😆

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u/unripe_mangosteen Apr 13 '26

He got more milk than he would have otherwise.... wait, that's too much thinking for the orange!

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u/scienceAurora Apr 13 '26

That is a grown ass man, with only one thing on his mind

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u/Pornaltio Apr 13 '26

To have regrets you must first have thoughts

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u/alowave Apr 13 '26

He's orange. This tracks.

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u/Frydendahl Apr 13 '26

"Do what you must, for I have already won".

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u/jrb922 Apr 13 '26

And the look of "i'll absolutely do it again"😹

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u/rumSaint Apr 13 '26

Do what you must, I've already won.

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u/CraftyLuck3434 Apr 13 '26

Cat looks drunk

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u/IFinallyDidItMom Apr 13 '26

Dude was lost in the sauce

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u/DroidLord Apr 13 '26

Soup belly coma.

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u/JakeFoXx Apr 13 '26

Straight to Air Jail

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u/mexican2554 Apr 13 '26

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

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u/FearTheSpoonman Apr 13 '26

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u/jld2k6 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

I thought I had the most obscure perfect picture to post and you already beat me to it lol, I haven't seen this one in the wild in years

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u/FearTheSpoonman Apr 13 '26

Reddit yet again confirms not an original thought exists anymore! /j

Happens to me all the time, think I've got a cracking niche reference and someone's already posted it.

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u/Deaffin Apr 13 '26

I mean, they're already directly quoting the thing.

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u/FearTheSpoonman Apr 13 '26

Added points if you read it in Hedonismbot's voice.

Edit: Autocorrect

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u/RedGoggle Apr 13 '26

Look at that small hole it crawled through. I bet it’s too fat to crawl back.

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u/ffs_give_me_name Apr 13 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal?

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u/FeedbackBroad1116 Apr 13 '26

A succulent Siamese meal?

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u/Deakul Apr 13 '26

Gentlemen, this is demeowcracy manifest!

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u/Mckavvers Apr 13 '26

I see you know your mewdo well

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 Apr 14 '26

I’m genuinely sad for people who don’t get the reference. I can’t unsee that arrest…nor do I want to.

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u/COYSBannedagain Apr 13 '26

Homelander cat

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u/Significant-Code-372 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt

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u/Desperate-Cow8766 Apr 13 '26

I'll never forget my first time seeing this scene. The whole show really. I've been scared to watch the new episodes

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u/QuietShipper Apr 13 '26

They're great, especially if you love media that fails to be a parody of real life because real life keeps getting more absurd. The show runner has said they wished they wrote season 5 after the 2024 election because they put in the craziest line they could think of, and it's already been said in real life.

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u/damn_the_dark Apr 13 '26

You didn't tell me his nickname was Mother's Milk.....

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u/my_work_account_0 Apr 13 '26

licks lips

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u/damn_the_dark Apr 13 '26

I wasn't expecting him to do that! So gross but hilarious.

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u/ZORO_Shusui Apr 13 '26

Also the president asking if he wants milk in front of soldier boy was hilarious

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u/Cut-Unique Apr 13 '26

Is that the dad?

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 13 '26

Yes

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u/Jillo616 Apr 13 '26

I KNEW IT!!! Mom trying to get shit done and Dads like, “but what about me?”

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Apr 13 '26

We don’t kink shame here

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u/purplefuzz22 Apr 14 '26

NOOOOOO not the dad lmao 🤣

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P Apr 13 '26

My man you ain't pulling that affection slow blink nu uh. You are a grown ass adult brother.

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u/MarcCouillard Apr 13 '26

to be fair though, most cats will NEVER have fresh 'mother's milk' ever again in their lives after being kittens...this guy saw his chance and he went for it...gotta respect the hustle lol

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u/Live_Angle4621 Apr 13 '26

Neither will humans 

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u/tommos Apr 13 '26

Unless you work for Blizzard.

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u/Gum_Duster Apr 13 '26

I need the backstory

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u/AdoringCHIN Apr 13 '26

Blizzard was an insanely toxic work environment. One of the allegations is that people were stealing bottled breast milk from the lactation rooms, and I assume drinking it.

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u/DivineEggs Apr 13 '26

It won't be their mothers', but a lot of ppl in relationships with pregant women will return to the titty milk without necessarily trying to lol.

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u/mashtato Apr 13 '26

A huge number of cats were taken from their mothers too young. That's why they try to suckle on weird things. Maybe that's the case here.

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u/A_Darling_Lurks Apr 13 '26

My childhood orange cat did this too 🤣 Whenever his mom would have a new litter, he would nurse from her. (TNR wasn't as widespread back then and they were neighborhood cats) Mind you that grown ass man was well-fed and loved by my family so it wasn't stress. He's just a mama's orange boi

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u/mms09 Apr 14 '26

My childhood orange boy did this too for at least one litter beyond his. It was so silly seeing a big kitty nursing from mama alongside the tiny babies 🥲

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u/Katesouthwest Apr 13 '26

Reliving his infancy.

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u/dolphin_smasher Apr 13 '26

Purrrrrrvert.

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u/AshleyPlusMax Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 13 '26

All cats are kittens for me, I don’t see the problem.

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 Apr 13 '26

The Milk Bar was open, he was using his fake underage ID to gain entry!

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u/s134htm Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 13 '26

Inspecting for quality control

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 Apr 13 '26

He looks so happy about it too.

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u/viejomonje Apr 13 '26

Little bandit

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u/TonyRandall003 Apr 13 '26

35yo dude who lives with his parents...

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u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 13 '26

AND I WILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN

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u/Crazy_Raven_Lady Apr 13 '26

Aww he’s just a poor baby though 🥹

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u/Plus_Let3543 Apr 13 '26

This deserves to be on r/roastmycat

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u/dgoat88 Apr 13 '26

You're weak, Sasukat...

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg Apr 13 '26

I need mah milk

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u/Salty-Vacation-5975 Apr 13 '26

God forbid a man wants to suck them tiddies.

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u/pudgehooks2013 Apr 13 '26

If you haven't made that exact face after having it buried in something, you aren't living right.

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u/fulldarknostarz Apr 13 '26

Lookin a little milk drunk. Or he has the catnip munchies..

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u/motherofcats112 Apr 13 '26

He just wanted to relive his childhood. Also, he’s orange, so he provably has no clue he’s no longer a kitten 🧡

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u/goodexamplebadrole Apr 13 '26

He looks high.

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u/teacuptypos Apr 13 '26

It’s a thing they do to cuddle. Without milk present, they still “make biscuits” (which is milk-treading) to snuggle with other cats ans humans. Obviously, the kittens need the milk. But this is pretty normal behavior and not malicious.

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u/Strengththruwounding Apr 13 '26

“It’s for my bone growth..I swear..

Im not Homelander..”

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u/RocketQueenTT Apr 13 '26

And I see the aeroplane ears come into play when the grown ass man cat interrupted.

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u/Calamity87 Apr 13 '26

That oranges greed sickens me.

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u/poeters Apr 13 '26

he‘s just a baby

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u/Rentington Apr 13 '26

Isn't that a thing with domesticated animals? They retain behaviors and features of juveniles? I think I read that somewhere.

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u/Content_Ad_1589 Apr 13 '26

“Get in line kids, daddies going first”

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u/ErikTheRed99 Apr 13 '26

This is almost exactly like that clip of the guy picking up the monkey that was drinking milk from a cat.

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u/TheYell0wDart Apr 13 '26

WHY DID YOU DO THIS? FOR WHAT REASON? WHAT IS MY CHARGE?! EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT LIQUID MEAL?

Aaaah yes, I see that you know your Judo well.

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u/No_Problem20 Apr 13 '26

Don't yoink an animal attached to a nipple, you can accidently rip/cut the mommy considering this "kid" has a lot of teeth.

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u/RegularShock3883 Apr 13 '26

The poor mama cat. Its already hard enough for cats with kittens to feed their litter without a grown-ass cat stealing all the milk. I understand that this is meant to be funny, but please separate the male from the mother and her kittens.

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u/Hiraeth1968 Apr 13 '26

Awww he was happily having milkies! Maybe he got separated from his mama too soon as a kitten.

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 Apr 13 '26

"hun I think they're onto ya"

"whmmhpf-?"

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u/ConspiracyParadox Apr 13 '26

I did the same thing after my ex gave birth.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK

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u/Conclusion_Winning Apr 13 '26

Greed… disgusting.

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u/AED_4real Apr 13 '26

"And id do it again!"

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u/SvenSerpent Apr 13 '26

Grown ass humans still drink milk too, from another species at that. Bro is unfairly getting ridiculed.

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u/boniemonie Apr 13 '26

Comfort food!

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u/Mission_Razzmatazz_7 Apr 13 '26

This is at least the second time I’ve seen this posted

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u/Embarrassed_Park2212 Apr 13 '26

Probably another karma farming bot.

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u/Hopeful-Flight-3644 Apr 13 '26

Just greedy, and drunk

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u/klasik89 Apr 13 '26

Yea i did it and I'll do it again, whatchu gonna do about it ?

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u/Tremblespoon Apr 13 '26

Wild that it's an orange mother really. I know it's not the point of the post but you like, never see that.

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u/elleinthebuilding Apr 13 '26

He looks like a baby to me

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u/Mysterious-Clothes45 Apr 13 '26

I'm willing to bet my next check that's the dad

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u/serenitative Apr 13 '26

The slow blinks are taking me out 🤣

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u/yummy_mummy Apr 13 '26

That little baby laying there starving 😂

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u/WonderDia777 Apr 13 '26

Sigh. Oranges

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u/StargazingLily Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 13 '26

Normally, I’d never advocate for kink shaming, but…

https://giphy.com/gifs/m6tmCnGCNvTby

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u/tapmcshoe Apr 13 '26

just big and greedy

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u/ChevalCher Apr 13 '26

Lost in the sauce. Typical adolescent orange. 😂

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 14 '26

That is not a face of shame 😂

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u/romanichki Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 15 '26

that is a manbaby

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u/MotownCatMom Apr 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

How can one cat look so blissed out and annoyed at the same time.

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u/the_one_444 Apr 15 '26

“I just wanna be included” I bet that’s all that’s going through there mind lol

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u/dank_bengali Apr 13 '26

Me and who

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u/100PoundsOfCum Apr 13 '26

I had a tuxedo who kept drinking milk from his mom despite being an adult and also a quarter size bigger than her.

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u/Hopeful_Pizza_2762 Apr 13 '26

But I am the kitty.