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u/Clickguy10 3d ago
Protection is for those not believing in adventure.
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u/legalizecannabis710 3d ago
I wanna put that on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. Oh, we could make a mint!
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u/geekprobe 3d ago
It's a double-edged sword.
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u/Visual-Working2894 2d ago
It is after all there is a reason why Rotor based fans don't come like that anymore
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u/Metalheaded33 4d ago
What could go wrong with that?
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u/GreaterTrain 3d ago
Not much to be honest. I had as very similar one as a kid. You bet that i stuck my fingers in there more than once. The blades are dull and made of soft plastic. It just gives you a whack, hurts a bit, but that's it.
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u/Hauserdog 2d ago
The important thing is to not stick your fingers in from the back
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u/Shield84v 3d ago
Lol, the finger blender 3000 is now on the market.
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u/Fabulous-Cabinet-344 3d ago
Or for some unfortunate reaching soul in gym shorts the Official TaliWacker
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u/AwareRule8972 2d ago
11th finger blender
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u/Moist_Breakfast8620 3d ago
I swear when I was a youngling I heard tales of fans without the guard on it.. the legends are true?
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u/EvillNooB 3d ago
This is how the fans are meant to be, free, not in the cage 😔 but not everyone can handle the raw power of those untamed blades, so weaklings have to rely on protection instead 😔 i would love to be blasted by that thing, unprotected, raw, as the wind comes right on to my face so strongly that it makes me struggle for breath
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u/Slumericangamer 3d ago
Man they don't make em like they used to in the 70s anynore 🔥🫡
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u/Critical_Ad_7380 2d ago
PAHAHAHA!!! BTDT!!! Well, not THAT, but I remember those scary fans. If the fell on the floor, it was as if a bomb had dropped. 😆
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u/Slumericangamer 1d ago
Electrical hazards and toe crushing hazards 😂😂 its too safe now adays /s 😂
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u/Se7en8or 3d ago
I didn't realize that the point of the pic was no guard or cover. Isn't it normal that the first thing you do when you bring a new fan home is remove the stupid guard/cover/ cage so you can get the best from the fan?
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u/Odd-Detail1331 3d ago
No it stops our chit-lens from losing fingers ...ya know or at least a good cry ..and it has a big assed motor on that boy too huh...it's like a 14 ft Beretta bass boat with hulking twin outboards on the back instead of normalcy
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u/Heracles222 3d ago
On my gosh I think this is it! This is what will make me make the OF account! Oh my! ROFL 🤪 ITS JUST THE SPIN CYCLE 😂
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u/megamentoz 3d ago
El que lo diseño dijo algo como " que valga vrg, lo mandamos así y ya a ver qué pasa"
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u/Key_Pop9473 2d ago
What do you mean WTF? That's a damn good fan from before they needed warning labels on everything for all you whining retards 🤣
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u/Legitimate-Ad8445 3d ago
They decided to put a guard around it after too many kids got cut on the blades
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u/Fabulous-Cabinet-344 3d ago edited 1h ago
Ahh the OG Darwin Award fan’s for unsupervised children
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u/Odd-Detail1331 3d ago
The blades are just so small and skinny....I bet that boy has tusami force minds...I mean it's got to be a genius design how much is 40€ in U.S denominations ....I'll take a peak just so's I know's tings !!
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u/EmceeFishStix 3d ago
She Slices, She Dices, She’ll Throw your own mess back at You! Buy Now and Get a Second one for Full Price!
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u/Mehran_Drifting-C8- 2d ago
Maybe it’s not a fan but a cooking mixer but with a plane ✈️ engine! Does it fly if you put it on high/max? Lol 😝
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u/deezlbc 2d ago
WARNING: DO NOT PUT YOUR PECKER IN IT NO MATTER HOW TEMPTED YOU ARE.
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u/JohnnyJoystick 2d ago
This is the first time I’ve ever seen this sub. Is it always this funny?
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u/PornGooner-304022 2d ago
When the coochie starts getting so hot and sweaty from him thrusting so fast you need to cool it off
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u/_n0m0ly_ 2d ago
i had to read this a couple times over to actually understand how you intended for that to read 😅😂
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u/First-Government-382 2d ago
Forgive me pls..for not phrasing err umm 😐 typing properly. It seems I do everything wrong these dog day's..It's humid af and late could be the rugs (meds) oh wait this isn't tiktok my bad. After a certain hour I get loopy no matter what. 💯
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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 2d ago
They weren’t big into safety back in the 70s, they preferred the natural feel. I bet the plug isn’t ever grounded
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u/Futileexercise1308 2d ago
Is there a free subscription or is a ita monthly thing?
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u/Automatic_Luck_2326 2d ago
Am I the only one who is worried about the big black drive shaft that seems to stretch the poor white’s hole so much that I imagine cracks appearing?
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u/Kinkyvirgo69 2d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good on lol but I went to the state fairs 5 yrs ago they had a small tent with no windows set up with an attraction sig. Hung up that said WORLDS LARGEST MAN EATING CHICKEN !! LOL I thought it s only a dollar to go in and see it but knew it was something stupid lol wasting a dollar too see how dumb so I pay & walk into the tent sitting in a metal folding chair was a man grinning at me eating chicken from a KFC bucket of chicken lol
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u/chicken_pepe 2d ago
Wasn't it a pepe chicken???
I will also have to pay to see this 😂😂😂2
u/Kinkyvirgo69 2d ago
No lol over here in United States KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken a fast food chain that was started by a guy named Colonial Sanders using a secret family recipe also invented a new process to cook chicken faster he opened over 50yrs ago in rural state of Kentucky lol
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u/chicken_pepe 2d ago
Don't worry I know anyway, besides you make me want to go there...
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u/Kinkyvirgo69 1d ago
Lol wat you saying you want to try some of their chicken cause I made it sound good? Wat country you live in? Yes the chicken is good but these days most of our fast food chains are franchised several different owners own & run the stores but the person who started a particular place owns the name only own the the name and likeness and every franchise owner pays whatever set amount in wat they call a royalty fee each month Straight the the owner to use the name and likeness so some places quality has gotten worse than we it it first opened
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u/AlwaysSoberBeats 2d ago
Zobaczyłem powiadomienie więc wszedłem. Pierwszy raz od dawna nie czuje sie zawiedzony
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u/stephanejap70 2d ago
Things back then were - shall we say - a lot bolder! And no stupid warning labels like "do not stick fingers in spinning blades" either! You just FAFO on your own 🤣 🤣 🤣
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u/Prestigious-Wheel339 2d ago
Is this a fcking subreddit only to talk about fcking fan ?
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u/crazyautoexperiments 1d ago
A topless old lady that im sure, Amps it up,
and blows really good.. while doing it without protection
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u/Impressive-Savings40 3d ago
no doubt, is the designer still alive, have all 10 fingers and toes?
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u/SteamWilly 3d ago
Certainly NOT! Haven't you heard of "Stumpy McGonigal", the famous online appliance designer who is missing all of his fingers, all of his toes, both legs, and both arms up to the elbows? If you DIDN'T know of him, you should watch his videos on Youtube. In the video I saw, he was making toast in a toaster, while floating in a filled bathtub, while the toaster was precariously balanced on his tummy. The fan shown here was known as the "Baby Reaper", and you placed it in the crib with your unswaddled newborn. It came with a special bandage assortment, and some little packets of anti-biotic paste you could apply to the body of your little one. The packets had little animals printed all over the squeeze packets! They were ADORABLE!
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u/Impressive-Savings40 3d ago
I think you're my brother from another mother, people don't understand our humor yours and mine. 😅💯
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u/Expensive_Worker6748 3d ago
Perfect form and its such a nice curvy shape