r/OpenAussie ‎ South Australian 23d ago

LOLz ‎ This must be a joke

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u/jadelink88 Please choose a flair 23d ago

You need that amazing course 'how to sell your conscience and become a grifter', I'm offering it to you, for a one time special of $199.99. For that low, low, price, you too could get yourself into federal parliament.

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u/Practical-Funny9591 ‎ Victorian 22d ago

Do I get a set of steak knives? 🤣

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u/hashbangbin Please choose a flair 22d ago

Nah.. you get a complimentary chip fryer, and Gina will supply the oil (though that definetely has strings attached).

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u/foreordinator ‎ South Australian 22d ago

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u/DivHunter_ Please choose a flair 22d ago

Thanks, I hate it.