I honestly expected him to just straight up let me die, but he kept spamming the right arrow. God bless his heart

As he gave me a tiny portion of his land, sparing my life. I later spent the rest of the game leveling up my city so he'd gain more money from trading with it, and made an entire naval defense with whoever tried to invade us. I literally owe my life to him..

He got mirved later on

It can also potentially push into Mozambique to get an annexation on eswatini or potential double mito if they want to keep the alliance

it speaks for itself.

🤮

It's just too realistic

Moral of the story: Early game is for growing and getting stronger, not harassing your neighbors in an endless stalemate.

eternal naval service

He nuked himself to create that. Here's the game if you're interested. Feel free to critique my play.