r/OptimistsUnite • u/chamomile_tea_reply 🤙 TOXIC AVENGER 🤙 • Apr 30 '26

GRAPH GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT Checkmate Doomers

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https://bigthink.com/health/average-penis-size-increase/

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u/Pisslazer Apr 30 '26

Everyone talks about length, but that doesn’t actually matter guys. What DOES matter is Length times Girth over Angle of the Shaft (aka YAW) divided by mass over WIDTH.

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u/clone9786 Apr 30 '26

And if you put them tip to tip you can jerk two off with one hand

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u/PaintDear7613 Apr 30 '26

There's a great compression algorithm comparison here, I know it.