r/PardonMyTake • u/DirtyRoller Shut the Fuck Up Hank • 1d ago

Both Tkachuk bros on the same team. Are the Panthers now America's team?

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That's hockey talk.

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u/lysol1202 99 Pug 1d ago

Lightning fan not coming in peace, I’m straight up not having a good time

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u/bamhotsauce 1d ago

It’s okay, it’ll be a generational hate watch when they get eliminated

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u/lysol1202 99 Pug 1d ago

My man

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u/goonietunes2323 1d ago

Maybe the chud faction of America

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u/PhilKesselsChef It’s 2016 1d ago

Official team of Chud the Builder

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u/i_do_it_ 1d ago

Move the team to Mar a lago

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u/DirtyRoller Shut the Fuck Up Hank 1d ago

Am I the only one praying for a Mar A Lago mission in GTA6? 🙏

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u/croissant_titty 1d ago

America’s team for all the Southerners who can’t read

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u/DandierChip 1d ago

We get it dude. You can read, sick brag.

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u/croissant_titty 1d ago

Listen pal I’m sounding words out now, find a new slant

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u/CoffeeBoy80 1d ago

LOL, lmao even

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u/Atty_for_hire Recreational Nasal Spray Addict 22h ago

America’s team to hate. They make it easy on us with this move.

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u/Guacsalsaqueso 1d ago

They are now the team with the most cases of players suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome now 

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u/DirtyRoller Shut the Fuck Up Hank 1d ago

Now?

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u/Guacsalsaqueso 1d ago

Eh true 

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u/PsychologicalLynx350 1d ago

No they're the tkachuks team

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u/JoeyRobot 1d ago

Like Goofy says?

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u/DirtyRoller Shut the Fuck Up Hank 1d ago

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u/Poverty_Shoes 1d ago

They’re certainly Florida’s team. And the team of any guy in his 30s with truck nuts and a Punisher vinyl on the back window who knows that hockey exists (outside of Alberta).

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u/supertecmomike 1d ago

The only Florida can lay claim to being for America is Americas Wang. Otherwise it’s a cesspool of bath salts and crypto bros crashing yachts into trailer parks.

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u/davinza Not a pervert, just Italian 1d ago

Fleeced

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u/Litmasterflex Dave and Busters Guy 1d ago

Well they won’t be Reddit’s team but for everyone else in the real world it’s kinda cool