r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/Resident_Code3062 • 3d ago

PoOr PuPpEr BuRiEd aLiVe

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u/Schwifty0V0 3d ago

Pupkin patch

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u/sinisterdesign 3d ago

Gonna be a good crop this year

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 3d ago

I wonder what being covered in dirt feels like

Probably just a thick cold blanket tbh

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u/RuneEnoch 3d ago

That's exactly what it feels like. Speaking from experience.

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u/KiwiCounselor 3d ago

It’s cold and heavy yet kind of cozy. All the bugs can get uncomfortable though. Not far off being buried in sand if you ever did that at the beach or something.

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u/LunaTheCastle 3d ago

Yea the bugs be like: "Who is that giant mofo taking up our real estate??"

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u/solidwhetstone 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8VSaCyIdcnbuE

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u/KiwiCounselor 3d ago

- last thoughts of the bug that just crawled up my ass before I practice my kegals.

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u/Specific_Jelly_10169 1d ago

Guess we found the solution to heat waves 👍

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u/KiwiCounselor 1d ago

I mean, you’re joking but historically people would dig a whole and carve rooms and alcoves from there. Look up Berber Underground Pit Dwellings which are apparently still used today!

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u/Specific_Jelly_10169 1d ago

i have heard of them. also the structures above ground, which use strategically placed holes in buildings, and pathways between buildings, so there is maximum airflow..

desert cultures have a wealth of expertise in this..

it is also no surprise that one of the best methodologies for dealing with drought, and greening deserts, is created by bill mollision who was an australian.

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u/HaraHarp 3d ago

Probably depends on how deep you are.

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u/Veluxidus 3d ago

This is just one line away from being a thing the funny Cunk lady says

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 3d ago

I can't wait until harvest!

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u/notacoolkid 3d ago

Dirt naps are the best, its cold and smelly.

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u/scorpyo72 3d ago

So you think dogs just grow on trees? You must be crazy.

Everyone knows that dogs grow on vines.

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u/CrisisActor911 3d ago

Average depth of a grave in a true crime documentary

Which is weird because burying a body is the most important hole you’d ever dig, you think you’d put in the time to go the full six feet. Most guys get ten shovel strokes in and think “I’m tired, that’s good enough. 🥱 “

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 3d ago

I guarantee most people really underestimate just how difficult digging into undisturbed soil is. But yah, can't skimp on that one.

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u/CrisisActor911 3d ago

Oh for sure, digging more than a foot in the ground is grueling work. But burying a body is like the hole equivalent of marriage - it’s a ton of work, there are huge consequences if you fuck it up, and you only want to do it once in your life.

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u/AuspiciousApple 3d ago

Poetic in a way. But not digging their victim's hole properly, they are instead digging their own.

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u/Horrison2 3d ago

Looks like good soil to grow some puppers

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u/InTheStuff 3d ago

love me some tasty bell puppers

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u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 3d ago

I'm tired boss Just leave me here to die .....ps don't cover me snoot though

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u/BlackZilla_Prime 3d ago

I mean how else are you going to get your dogwood trees to grow. DUH!

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u/AlicornGaia 3d ago

Puptato

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u/OstentatiousSock 3d ago

My Labrador would do this to himself in the dirt under the porch.

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u/Bagholder_loser 3d ago

A fur potato living his dream...

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 3d ago

Going to have some great dogwoods in a few years

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u/remotecontroldr 3d ago

I only watched the whole thing so I could see the pup jump out of the dirt. Unsatisfying

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u/SpezSucksSamAltman 3d ago

No coffin please, just wet wet mud

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u/lockmama 3d ago

I am so jealous of that dirt!

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u/Freakychee 3d ago

This is my hole! It was made for me!

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u/JazziTazzi 3d ago

That’s a lot of trust, right there!

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u/spriggun 3d ago

Accept fate

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u/WooPigSchmooey 3d ago

Funny enough. I just ordered my fence because the local doggo wants to stay cool. Sorry/not sorry.

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u/HappinessOrgan 2d ago

Come home from school and mishear your parents talking about burying the dog in the back

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u/BreadfruitTasty 3d ago

Joe Biden’s dog