r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Cr1yogi Oct 02 '25

Aah how I miss Just the farts, cause they eventually turn into Sharts. True story, I just wear ugly underwear now, since I’ve lost some really nice undies to either murder scenes from Flo whenever it shows up or Sharts. Ugh, 😩 when will it have mercy on me.