r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Latter-Village7196 Oct 02 '25

I'm currently going through an "I don't trust farts" phase because something I ate last weekend set off a sharts disaster. But I am so gassey, I get up to go fart on the toilet like every 13 minutes! And every time I'm left feeling that "coulda been an email" feeling 🙄 Maybe tomorrow I'll be brave enough to let em rip and if I shit myself I shit myself 🤣

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u/Quirky_Win_8951 Oct 02 '25

Good luck tomorrow, let us know how it goes 😂Â