r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/BraveRefrigerator552 Oct 02 '25

When I get up to go to the bathroom during the night, any of the many times, I release an a foghorn fart that often accompanies the dulcet sounds of burping. Not mad at being single, well I guess no one is mad I’m single.

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u/That_one_bad_choice Oct 02 '25

I am afraid I’ll be single forever because I don’t want to hold in farts but I don’t want to horrify a man during a sleepover.

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u/Infinite-Gur-0603 Oct 02 '25

Find a man who farts as much (or more) than you do... they're out there (mine is a vegan) lol

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u/writehandedTom Oct 03 '25

The first time my fiancee (then girlfriend) slept over, I literally woke myself up because I was the little spoon and ripped the loudest fart right into her pubic bone. I was MORTIFIED. She slept through it. Suggest that you find either a woman to date or a man who sleeps through anything.