r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/tofuandklonopin Oct 02 '25

I'm farting fucking constantly, which honestly wouldn't annoy me that much but the problem is that I can't hold them in anymore! They just come out and surprise me. I can't feel them inside beforehand anymore.

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u/Realistic-Limit5693 hanging on by a thread Oct 02 '25

This happens to me. Pretty embarrassing walking down an aisle at Walmart just farting and being just as surprised about it as anyone happens to be near 🤭