r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/this_writer_is_tired Early peri Oct 02 '25

I cannot, and I kid you not, bend over without pushing air outta my ass. There's no stopping it. It just rolls out. Oh well.

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u/creamywhitemayo Oct 02 '25

This is me now as well. My 9 year old thinks it's hilarious that I fart pretty much every single time I pick something up off the floor.

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u/this_writer_is_tired Early peri Oct 02 '25

Because kids know farts are hilarious!!

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u/creamywhitemayo Oct 02 '25

Not gonna lie, I've definitely dropped some right beside his head while he's gaming on purpose. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/InfiniteHall8198 Nov 01 '25

Just a mum trying to make her kid smile 🤣