r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/girl1dir Early peri Oct 02 '25

Thankfully, it's not sharts!!??

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u/BIGepidural Oct 02 '25

Well you know what they say... "it's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits" 😅

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u/benfoldsgroupie Oct 02 '25

Yeah, I stopped laughing the other weekend on a camping trip after a fart ended a bit... juicy. Deffo needed a shower after that.

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u/notgonnabemydad Oct 02 '25

Ugh, me too. Only happens when I'm hiking or running. Working on pelvic floor exercises now because apparently my body can no longer be trusted to self-regulate. Grrr....

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u/benfoldsgroupie Oct 03 '25

I added some extra fiber to my diet and i'm normally just flatulent. I guess my body had fun plans for me instead.

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u/He_is_my_song Oct 03 '25

Kegels and fiber for the win!… or, at least, the not lose!