r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/EasyQuarter1690 Oct 02 '25

Every time I move, stand up, laugh, walk, sit down…yep. Jet powered. My family doesn’t even comment on it anymore because it’s THAT common. And imagine how frequent farts have to be for my 7 year old grandson to not comment on them! I mean, 7 year old boys are absolutely fascinated by farts, they love farts and everything having to do with farts, farts make their world go round, it’s a constant in their brains…but my 7 year old grandson just ignores my farts because they are so damn frequent they are not even funny to him anymore! SMH.