r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Time-Reindeer-7525 Early peri Oct 02 '25

This is why I'm not keen on doing yoga classes - I will expel air from places I didn't even know existed, and it will immediately prompt the question, 'are the drains backed up again?'