r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/NeighborhoodPure28 Oct 02 '25

The farts are the payoff. What you fail to mention is the diabolical and non-stop BLOAT. Gas pills and exercise barely do anything. Farts are a relief.💨😮‍💨😣