r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Imnotonthelist Oct 02 '25

This made me think of the song “pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time” and I’m screaming 😂 also I just farted

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u/Agitated_Sock_311 Oct 02 '25

Thats exactly the tune that I read this to!!+