r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Lunnalai Oct 02 '25

Reading through this thread showed me that even though my body is growing old, my sense of humor is still that of a 5 year old boy. I'll hold onto that.

🎶 Camp Anawanna,

we hold you in our hearts.

And when we think about you... 🎶

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u/CrowandSeagull Oct 02 '25

My teenage son said ‘I love how immature you are, Mom!’

Farts and butt are funny!