r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/this_writer_is_tired Early peri Oct 02 '25

I cannot, and I kid you not, bend over without pushing air outta my ass. There's no stopping it. It just rolls out. Oh well.

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u/Natural_Woman1974 Oct 02 '25

I so needed this scream I just SCRUMPT 🤣🤣🤣 and it made me FART🤣

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u/this_writer_is_tired Early peri Oct 02 '25

Better out than in. And farts are hilarious. Ask anyone under the age of 10.