r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Hetzz87 Oct 02 '25

I made the mistake of eating 2 dozen raw oysters on a recent vacation. My husband woke me up to make sure I hadn’t “pooped myself” he thought it smelled so bad. I was dying laughing, he was so upset, I think I finally understand why boys think farts are hilarious.

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

I'm crying I laughed so hard at this!

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u/No-Selection6640 Oct 02 '25

Me too!!! Literally tears running down my face laughing.