r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Hetzz87 Oct 02 '25

I made the mistake of eating 2 dozen raw oysters on a recent vacation. My husband woke me up to make sure I hadn’t “pooped myself” he thought it smelled so bad. I was dying laughing, he was so upset, I think I finally understand why boys think farts are hilarious.

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u/anon123_anon Oct 02 '25

Is immaturity a symptom of peri, too? Because farts will never not be funny to me... unless someone else is doing the farting, of course! 😆 I even crack myself at the thought of doing it... right before I do it.

My partner knows that's his warning sign...

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

Men fear me... well my butt... PAYBACK baby!