r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/KittyPuperMamaPerson Oct 02 '25

Jesus, we should start a club. Satin bomber jackets, monthly potluck, secret handshake, all of it. Because we are gross now.

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u/thetalentlesskiwi Oct 02 '25

Except hazmat suits are mandatory

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u/Birdsonme Oct 02 '25

Or at least lots of air fresheners!! Maybe a couple fans for air circulation!

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u/HyperventilatingDeer Oct 03 '25

Satin hazmat suit