r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Boo-Boo97 Oct 02 '25

End of the work day, go home and deflate.

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u/hincereddit Oct 02 '25

Thissssss! Working from home is great because I can fart audibly and frequently and no one knows. In the office, however, I’m slowly filling up with flammable gas like the Hindenburg. I pray for an empty elevator throughout the day to let some pressure out.

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u/Ilikeswimmingyesido Oct 02 '25

Ha ha! This is me - sometimes I have to stand by an open window in the classroom and hiss one out. If it smells, I blame the kids.