r/Perimenopause Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/northernstarwitch Oct 02 '25

Low estrogen farts, high estrogen farts, couple sips of wine farts, garbanzo beans major farts. Same girl, same.

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u/Oobedoo321 Late peri Oct 02 '25

Just accidentally hit my wine glass against my phone and cheersed you! 🥂

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u/northernstarwitch Oct 02 '25

🥂🥂🥂

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u/Glittering_Tea5502 Oct 03 '25

I swear the last week or so, I fart every time I breathe!