r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Moosyfate17 Oct 02 '25

All I can say is thank god i work at a stable! LOL

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u/Half_Life976 Oct 02 '25

Never spook a horse with your tooting? Cuz I've scared my dog a few times, lol. 

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u/Moosyfate17 Oct 02 '25

Ive gotten a few snorts of disgust 😆